"My pretend girlfriend is cheating on me with my pretend copy. This is really weird, but I fully support it. I will personally fund your honeymoon if it'll get you two out my sight."
Cracks on beautiful skin grew more and more with each passing day. "When will I break?" The worn toy wondered to himself as people gawked in admiration. Strings tugged on his limbs, moving him to bow.
"When will I be finally thrown in the trash to rest?"