Peri Watson

I'm a writer and I like dogs.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Rami Malek is the guy who gives you a spooky speech before you enter your escape room.

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

Whenever something like this happens Twitter gets huge "there's a bird in the assembly hall" energy.

[steph @steph_mcca]

are the Party rockers in the room with us right now

[david seymour hand thing @barbarikkizzle]

Fanciest house on our street (by a mile) put a note in all our letterboxes asking us to be very quiet from 2pm today for a backyard wedding and tbh I’m in awe of my neighbour who whipped out the lawnmower at 2pm on the dot

[Jacob Gallant @JHGallant]

@AuntyDonnaBoys

[Aunty Donna @AuntyDonnaBoys]

literally no one:

every ad atm: this year was uh well ah it was something ahaha thanks everyone for using our product lol

[The Cult Of Del Rey @CinamonSluh]

I honestly don’t know how Lana Del Rey passed her driving test?!?

[✧ CMC ✧ @catmelycat]

Sorry I told u my trauma lol do you still think Im hot

[christian rock enjoyer @sonic06fanclub]

this cop being like “I work 12 hour shifts, I work nights, I work holidays, and no one thanks me” bro retail, food service, and sanitation workers do that and no one thanks them. also they don’t kill people at their job

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

[Michelle Brasier @michellebrasier]

Police dogs > Police

[nina oyama @ninaoyama]

People who get mad at me for crackin my joints in public, ur just mad that I’m my own chiropractor and u gotta pay to get ur bones popped by a stranger.

[ass @DemiLardner]

me whilst obviously and critically spiralling out of control: “haha :) “

[🌙selene🌙 @hippy_trippie]

Darling don’t be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years, and i will love you for a thousand more ⭐️🌙

For my wife @twigIet ✨

[Peri Watson @Peri_Grace_]

@batchbitchpod omg I never realised how fuCKED THAT ARM IS