PeriodPastries

🧁 Satisfying your #PeriodCravings one #Pastry at a time! 🍪 Owned and Operated by @thedanibrooks. 🍰 DM for custom #cake orders!

[PeriodPastries @PeriodPastries]

Thank you @LAist for listing us on your #HolidayGiftGuide! #ShopLocal #LosAngeles #Bakery

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[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

June 1: POUGHKEEPSIE, NY
June 2/3: SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY
Tickets 👇🏻
https://t.co/3zuyofXUWt

[PeriodPastries @PeriodPastries]

Would love to collaborate on some uterus cereal treats!!!

[INTIMINA @Intimina]

Hungry anyone? 🙈
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but butter is two dollars cheaper at target than it is at the grocery store in Los Angeles.

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You pray to God, I pray to Julie Child.

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@JoeSmit97445921 Absolutely! 🤣

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Maybe not the kindest thing to tell the baker that is working to create something custom for you that “no one eats desserts anyway.” Maybe keep those sort of thoughts inside.

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@ChrisWoodOliver I know, right?!

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My niece told me I don’t have to give her cash when she watches my children. “Instead”, she said, “just pay me in brownies”.

Smart kid.

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Customer picking up today: “Oh! These cupcakes look better than Sprinkles! We’ll have to make sure to give you a review on Yelp!”

Yeah they do!!!! And yes you should! 🤣🥰🙌🏻😎

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💯!!!!

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

RT if you're parents had one of these when you were a kid. It was the go-to blender of the 70's and 80's.
I still use it, passed down from my mom.
Milkshakes, sauces, smoothies, my brothers Stretch Armstrong - and it still works.
#Osterizer

[PeriodPastries @PeriodPastries]

Me describing American Buttercream’s sturdiness to a client:

“It’s great for holding things together. It’s like the spanx of buttercreams.”

Anyone who has worn one gets it.

[PeriodPastries @PeriodPastries]

Seems legit. 🤔

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One should never stay awake later than others if one lives inside of a bakery.
-Proverbs

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@EmilyHopeAllyn I imagine they might have bakers who either backed out due to Covid or other reasons? It’s a strange time for weddings! But I can’t swing a turn around of one week for a wedding that large. Bless their hearts. 🤣

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Couples be like “Hello! Our wedding for 150 people is next week. Are you available?” 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

NO. No, I am not.

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💁🏻‍♀️😜

[Dani Brooks @TheDaniBrooks]

I’ve reallllllly been behaving myself and not eating my @PeriodPastries leftovers, but today a heart shaped cookie with Royal frosting was calling my name and it was damn good. I’m, like, really good at baking.

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Part of my job involves being my own photographer, videographer and content producer. What do you think?

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Ask me about my Love Box! 😜

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@thebobbieoliver 🤣🤣🤣

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If I had a dollar for all the people who have seen this cake on Facebook due to how many think it’s disgusting, I would have $49,600 dollars! I think T Swift said it best, “haters gonna hate hate hate. I’m just gonna shake it off, shake it off!” ♥️😋🩸

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My first vagina cake!