John Perri

Beware the barrenness of a busy life

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Won one. Not done.

[John Perri @Perri84]

I've come to the realization that whenever I eventually get a dog and cat that I'll literally be Jon Arbuckle from Garfield. I'm okay with this

[John Perri @Perri84]

Dropped my lunch while taking it out of the oven and it honestly ruined my weekend. Thinking about taking tomorrow off to recover

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@damkrueger @NHLJets Congrats Krueger!

[John Perri @Perri84]

Nothing confuses me more than the ads for eggs. What purpose do they serve, what's the goal here? Are egg sales down? Do people not know about eggs?

[John Perri @Perri84]

Thought I'd treat myself a bit to groceries from Longos and now I'll need to take out a loan for rent next month

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@KingPanikkar @MapleLeafs

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@NJDevils

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@NJDevils @investorsbank

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@MrBeast @coinbase neat #CoinBeastSweepstakes

[John Perri @Perri84]

Been about a year since I stopped drinking, don't really miss it either

[John Perri @Perri84]

Finally got a legit PC I'm so happy

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@TheFlopFish Congrats man!!

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Those cat tiktoks with the kitty cat cat audio are the only reason I wake up

[John Perri @Perri84]

If a guy named Ross can score a Cup-clinching goal, anything is possible

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@katiepereira Coming out of quarantine a 43 year old wise man 😌

[John Perri @Perri84]

mfs get up to read before 7:30 one time and think they're better than everyone else all of a sudden