John Perry

Accountant and Magic the gathering player.

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

you: "do you want 6 string cheese
sticks?"

me:"no that's way too many”

you: "i deep fried them and here's
some marinara sauce"

me: "OK yeah that's a nice warmup to what i'm actually going to eat"

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@bunnycwpcake

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@JoeTC_Dynasty It’s a paid feature

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

MANAGER: RIGHT EVERYONE, WE NEED HARD WORKERS TODAY!

ME: * POPS 2 VIAGRAS*

MANAGER:

[Pokémon Posts @pokemon_psts]

Favorite duo

[Stell 💋🐍🔞Yeehan Glazerette @StyllStell]

Do we have to pull out the charts again?

[NikTek @NikTek]

My boss realizing that I'm calling in sick every time a major AAA game releases

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you accidentally become important at work

[Andrea Mengucci @Mengu09]

Now that RedBull sponsorship is locked, time to mix it with @absolutvodka! My DMs are open! 👀

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@gregthesorcerer

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@Vltimizer @KamenS0L 19 death Ironman omg

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@CherryPie3721

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@Treyarch When are you releasing stakeout

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@tdawgsmitty @wesleyyg1 How does it ruin the other playlist?

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@Danidoesmagic @visionofmisery Seems too slow for standard. 7 mana is a lot and super feels bad when they kill it in response

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@lsv Just won a trophy with jeskai Ajani

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@bloom_fineline @SnowTheGawd @iJoebruin @ImOuTii @BuffaloKaay @Moshimadden @TheFredzilla That’s my biggest problem with theme teams. You should want to use your team‘s best player. Not just a QB that has all team chemistry.

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@SwiftYouTube_ Did I get lucky or was this guaranteed?

[John Perry @PerryTheBadAss]

@UseCodePOP I guess I’m settling for 2nd place