Perry Potter

“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.” 🍄

[Perry Potter @Perry_Potter2]

Love everybody and tell the truth. #RIPRamDass

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. The actual reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

A nazi becoming the first trillionaire off taxpayer subsidies mergers and apartheid mine inheritance isn't an anomaly. It's showing you what the system rewards.

Capitalism is a death cult

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 NEW: 97 pardoned Jan. 6 rioters have already been returned to prison for new crimes.

[Magic World @sedlr_]

Los judíos no donan la piel y los órganos porque su religión lo prohibe, pero Israel tiene el mayor banco de piel y de órganos del mundo. 2+2=4

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per the FBI, Trump knew and funded underage sex parties in Palm Beach.

[Jared Maxwell @ThatRetiredDude]

🚨 BREAKING: I just obtained Court documents that reveal Bricks and Minifigs owners Ammon and Matthew McNeff executed a hostile takeover of their father's multi-million dollar company, Legally Mine - removing him through arbitration, then suing him for $2M in federal court while funneling company funds into their LEGO empire. BAM has been failing since inception, and this is just the latest legal maneuver from its owners to plunder whatever they can. This is WILD. @LEGO_GROUP - you must sever ties immediately. This is NOT how you want to be remembered.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

who made this😭😭

[Perry Potter @Perry_Potter2]

@YeahBuffs @ahmad_dahman It was around 3.5. It’s the NFL though. They are expected to get the ball out in around 2.5 seconds. Anything over that is considered holding it too long. For example, Caleb Williams, Shedeur, and Purdy were the only QBs over 3 seconds average time to throw in the NFL last year.

[Perry Potter @Perry_Potter2]

@XQuisitePicks @ahmad_dahman @BKTPOD 3.5 is a very long time to throw in the NFL.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Never mentioned his name but we all know who he is talking about.

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

7x pro bowl & 5x all pro. should be 2020’s all decade imo. one of the best five-year peaks i’ve ever seen. gold jacket that man.

[Perry Potter @Perry_Potter2]

@_PeteSmith_ They weren’t good, but their line was far better than South Carolina’s. Idk how a QB is supposed to develop behind a line like that. It’s a shame he didn’t transfer somewhere where he would have a real chance.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Huge violent riots explode across Italy to demand their government boycotts israel.

Be like Albania and be like Italy and get israel fucked all the way off out of our nations!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Uncle Iroh voice actor Greg Baldwin criticizes Paramount over the state of the 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' franchise

“Paramount doesn’t care about ATLA ... The new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"

"I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted"

"Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely. They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"

"These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism"

"ATLA is a mystery to them."

"They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise."

"Who should lose their jobs to AI? Answer… Studio Executives. Ironically…those cockroaches will be the last to go"

"In conclusion… Fuck you, Paramount"

(via @GregBaldwinIroh)