Perth Problems

Official #PerthProblems in 140 Characters or less.

[Perth Problems @PerthONProblems]

Guess who's back, back again? #PerthProblems

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But, in all honesty...so glad the driver of the truck is okay! #SeriousTweet

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I think after the train accident, Perth will start to clean the streets better after snowstorms. #ProbablyNot

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...yeah, now I'm making up for the months I've been too busy to even give a shit about Perth or its fucking problems.

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Having to deal with the vomit-inducing smell of #SmithsFalls on a breezy day. #OrIsThatTheTayRiver #PerthProblems

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Honestly tho, if you send someone a n00d pic, chances are half the town has seen it before you can even close them legs. #PerthProblems

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I wonder if they lock some of the kids in the old police cells at TR when they don't hand in their schoolwork? #ghetto #PerthProblems

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The cops wonder why we get in so much shit? It's because this town shuts down at 6pm every-fucking-day. #PerthProblems

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The stories you hear about your slutty ex though... #PerthProblems

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Snow falls. Nothing but drifting weather in the parking lots around town. #PerthProblems

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@romeomeetjuliet Deal. <3

[Lanark County Probs @LanarkProblems]

Lanark is the maple syrup capital of Ontario? you sure it not the weed capital of Ontario? #Lanarkprobs @AlmonteProblems @PerthONProblems

[payton liko @paytonliko]

The train tracks are broken and people are still crossing @PerthONProblems #dummys

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@romeomeetjuliet Forgive me?

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Saw some idiot pouring milk on himself by the Crystal Palace today...what is this town coming to? #PerthProblems

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Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know that I just took a shit... That's what we're supposed to do with this social media shit right?

[🏳️‍🌈Ryan | Out With Ryan @RyanThomasWoods]

You know your back home when you can drive 5 mins anywhere and be at the place you need to be.

#SmallTownProblems @PerthONProblems

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@preece_9413 At least your phone doesn't look like a spider web. The back of my phone is shattered.

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@preece_9413 :( <3

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@Mattdro Oh you know, just chillin here being all free and shit.