Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Ex NHS. Comedy nerd. Cool Kid, Podcat & Pappy’s Neighbour. Injured runner. FPL maverick. All bigots & tinfoil-hatters blocked.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Can I just get this out there in plenty of time? Please can Michael Gove never become #PrimeMinister? Thankyou.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Hi Team@AsdaServiceTeam. Can’t tell you how bad my kitchen smells just now 😬Thought it’d still be ok but it’s very off. Could you help me arrange a refund please? Thanks 👍

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Happy Festivus one and all. First one without Jerry Stiller which is so sad. There will be a one minute silence before The Feats of Strength in his honour. #Festivus #serenitynow #nobagel #airingOfGrievances #jerrystiller #Seinfeld

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@theHetal

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Watching Daddy’s Home 2 with the family. Best Christmas movie everrr. Lovely stuff.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@MisterABK For your records, I can still sing this. It may well be my tweet of the year 😊#interdimensionalABK

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@SmudgeThomas I’d love a book recommendation. The only history I’ve done has been my own reading and homeschooling you teens! I think my initial tweet reflected my frustration at innaccurate/conspiratorial/stupid nonsense I hear from people I know. That and the excessive loo roll buying!

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Thinking about the hardship & sacrifices my grandparents experienced during WW2. Time to ease off the histrionics about missing one Christmas Day maybe?

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

I don’t know anyone more relentlessly optimistic and ‘glass half full’ than my other half. Following today’s PM conference about border closures, he said “that’s it then, we’re totally screwed”. Bleak times. #Covid19UK #COVID20 #PrimeMinister #dover #Kent

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@SmudgeThomas I expect you’re right, Thomas. There are always rule breakers. Perhaps I am underestimating the British public- I’d be happy to be wrong! I just don’t get a sense of a collectivist population at all at the moment 😕

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Someone's replaced my passport photo with a picture of a marzipan fruitcake - I think my identity's been stollen.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Not you too Clapton 😩

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Van Morrison and Eric Clapton, both age 75 and at high COVID risk, collaborate on anti-lockdown track https://t.co/MmLXRenMlQ

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@pavementoyster @PaulMcCartney @BeatlesPod @IAmTheEggPod You heard the latest Adam Buxton podcast? https://t.co/rB11zCFM7x👌

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@SmudgeThomas She’s right- the isolation will devastate many people, especially the vulnerable. It’s those complaining about turkeys etc. who I’m struggling to emphasise with. I don’t think we’re anywhere close to the resilience of your grandmother’s generation.

[cluedont @cluedont]

Chris Rea's full name is Christmas Rearrangements.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Trains packed like it’s the last train out of Saigon. Boris tried. Sadly a significant minority of the UK are selfish whiners who lack backbone & common sense. No thought for the vulnerable at all. We’ve reached peak stupidity friends.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

Wondered when we’d hear about Jared.

[The Independent @Independent]

Kushner helped create shell Trump campaign company that secretly paid family members, report says https://t.co/hCXcfWkD9y

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@EdGambleComedy @phlaimeaux Parry and Clark??

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@HatfieldAnne Low fat margerine

[Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram]

Twitter will now never not be the app where people go to argue with strangers and pretend they're doing it to educate or support instead of hubris and ego.

[Breeno 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PescisPen]

@elgobsucram @HausofDylan95 Don’t forget the photos of wine glasses at Prosecco o’clock/wine o’clock. Urgh it’s too much to bear!