Hi I'm Eddo and I dunno know how Twitter works.
Not-so-professional Funny Man.
Like your own tweets, love yourself.
I make music, and I'm a Volunteer HypeMan.
Just be yourself. Seriously, nobody's opinion matters.
We have roughly 80 years here on Earth?
Your obligation to anyone in this world is null.
You owe nothing to anyone and shouldnt concede your self identification, or whatever you wanna do
#selfhelp#loveyourself#motivation
@boburnham
Hey dude, I don't feel nervous and I am in fact having fun. I looked in your eyes, I felt neither scared nor shy.
Do I win?
I assume I have.
@elonmusk
I know you have this weird facade of free speech, and whenever someone speaks against you in an offensive way :( you ban them.
Kick me, bitch.
It's a free allowance to you, which you must love because your super fuckable mommy gave you everything.
@elonmusk@elonmusk Look inward, you moron.
Here, let's do a bit where Elon Cuck owns a business for a moment:
Mommy and daddy didn't give me Twitter, I bought it myself, and now It's failing now that I have direct control over a business.
So yes, you're a fucking idiot.
@elonmusk
Bro, Twitter fucking sucks now.
I can't even post gif reactions now, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you
You're fucking simple, you can't even do social media right
Fun fact:
Mommy and Daddy didn't buy you Twitter.
You took control of it, and now it's failing.