Pesky Splinter

Less Centrist Dads, and more Socialist DILFs please

[Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod]

stealing this
https://t.co/G6UFF07anx

[Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod]

one of these days we're gonna discover this infinitely strong but extremely malleable white material which has been the primary structural element of every piece of concept architecture since the late 90s

[Genesis of Androzani @GAndrozani]

coming soon...

[Holly @holski_beat]

Lol, as if jeremy has followed NIP - he fucking lives for the banter, I swear.

[Holly @holski_beat]

@Babble____ Oh, do you like my jam, Twatson? Yes, 2018 was an especially good year. The fruit bushes were fertilised by your piss! 😇

[Pesky Splinter @PeskySplinter]

@HornyNooting @SpookyLovejoy Stargate's ill-concieved spinofff

[Pesky Splinter @PeskySplinter]

Spoilers for the end of Godzilla vs King Kong.

They both tussle and Kong gets a little boner, and Godzilla's all embarrassed, but they make out anyway.

[The Human CentiPeeb🇵🇸🇻🇪 @_Peebs69]

👏👏👏 Can't fault the lads here. Cracking stuff! Putting aside petty squabbles. This should be a statue spanning the the Suez canal. I know half dozen lads that'll be up to running the protection squad once its built. Keep the Mothra Movement at bay!

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

C U R S E D

[Gedds 🇵🇸 @Geddli_]

The northern independence party won't see your tweets mocking their logo but all the whippets following you will, please think x

[Pabst Blue Musk 🇵🇸 @owwmypeepeehurt]

Reject embrace
Moderninity tradition

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

@breadandposes the problem isn't that people don't realise boris johnson is dishonest. it's that they do, and vote for him anyway

[a @lolennui]

Here at Amazon my colleagues and I NEVER have to defecate in bags. We have been stitched into one large human centipede to avoid this.

[Horny Jar Jar Gungan of Mystery @hornyjarjar69]

Mesa like

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

LOVE a game of five a side with the fellas who are all definitely good friends of mine and we do this all the time and were so lucky to get a pitch on the first night they opened and my photographer just happened to be there 🙏🏼