Pessimistic Goose

Hunk

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Everytime ellipses are used

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In my job I text a lot with a boomer coworker and it's like they speak another language

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I have had good cheese and there's no going back

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Animal memes are the best memes

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When the NDP sound more conservative than you, you might have a problem @OntarioPCParty

#OntarioLockdowns #onpoli

[Ontario NDP @OntarioNDP]

Our demands in the fight to save Ontario: emergency public health action, full repeal of the unconstitutional police powers, implementation of paid sick days, shutdown of non-essential businesses, and urgent financial help to workers and businesses. https://t.co/THM7n1jF0D

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Is Ontario a failed state? Asking for a friend.

#Ontario #COVID19ON

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Bonnie Henry: closes restaurants
Me:

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@GooseOptimistic @D_J_H_R @ChiefPalmer @VancouverPD @VPDHorses @ParkBoard Rough day

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Remember Avicii? Miss that guy

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@icbc: "you must navigate by map, our basic plan costs $400/month, if you get hit we'll give you $13 and a mule, and if you don't buy insurance from us we'll throw you in jail. Oh, and it's illegal to take us to court."

#icbc #bcpoli

[ICBC @icbc]

If you’re an L or N driver, make sure you’re aware of the restrictions of your licence. Drivers with their L or N are not allowed to use electronic devices at all – that includes streaming music and using GPS. When you’re driving, #LeaveYourPhoneAlone https://t.co/gxXRfITruw

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Playing Lego in my basement. Came up for the winning goal.

[Sonia Aslam @SoniaSAslam]

Where were you 11 years ago today when Sidney Crosby scored in OT against the US? The 3-2 win on the last day of the 2010 Olympics in #Vancouver helped Team Canada earn a gold medal in men's hockey on home soil. @NEWS1130/@CityNewsVAN

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My girlfriend made this for me and I am convinced it's the best one yet

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They did it again folks
#Floridaman #DCRiot

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2021 slaps

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bro: what is this song, turn if off it sucks

me: isaac this is andrews sisters don't be rude

bro: big deal i have sisters too

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Is @TulsiGabbard a Red Tory?