E. A. Akpan-Nya

Scribbler. Armchair Philosopher. Hates soggy bread.

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@DeleMomodu Ehnn

[B/R Football @brfootball]

22 years since the Invincibles.

Arsenal are Champions again ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@fozadoza Kai.

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

'Your family tree is a stump.'

Jeez.

[Foza Billions (The Oracle) @fozadoza]

Let me put this into perspective for you. My grandfather was a man of timber and caliber, father to the late Chief Gani Fawehinmi. Activism runs through my bloodline like oxygen, not a costume I wear for relevance or coins.

Now look at you. No lineage. No legacy. No traceable contribution to this nation beyond the noise you generate on a borrowed timeline. Your family tree is a stump.

You are not qualified to engage me. You are not even a footnote. You are a misplaced, digitally homeless individual with the intellectual depth of a puddle, stumbling across platforms you clearly lack the pedigree to navigate.

The moronic display you are putting on right now is not surprising. It is, in fact, the only language available to someone with nothing to offer and no history to stand on.

As you were.

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@DtigressNG What! 😂

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

Lol

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Is it that expensive to live in Ireland @grok ?

[Legendaryben™ @_ehimare]

The chaossss!!!!😂😂😂😂 Best video you’ll see today FR!

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

When you get paid to do what you love 🤦🏿

[50cent @50cent]

Good thing @DoorDash has beef (and everything else)  
#doordashpartner

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@Wizarab10 A phoenix doing what?

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@aproko_doctor Ahhhh

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@NigeriaGov Since when dis one start?

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@aonanuga1956 Mtchw

[Oyin Olugbile @heyitsoyin]

Today, I write with a heart widened by wonder and stilled by gratitude.
To be named the 2025 Prize for Laureate @NGRLitPrize is an honour that reaches beyond me, one that belongs to every dreamer who still believes stories can move the world.

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@MikeArnoldTruth 👀

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@bosunwalk @asemota 😂😂

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

If you said “Seafood Boil” then you were correct…
We enjoyed creating this video a little more than usual 🤣
We hope you like it

[E. A. Akpan-Nya @Pestilexi]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

[𝕁𝕆𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥 @JOBIdient]

Only in 234, we await their explanation

[Chinazaekpere @salliesparkle]

@gtbank I have sent emails and twitter DMs, but no response. Close to N300,000 was drained from my account since 12th of April. I did not make this transaction. I can not call your number because I am currently out of Nigeria. @gtbank_help