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Self awarded PhD. in Root Cause Analysis
Government awarded BS in Electrical Engineering

Numbers rule everything, just pay attention. God rules the numbers.

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The question isn't what are we going to do today, it's what *aren't* we going to do today...

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

40 years ago today, Ferris Bueller's Day Off hit theaters. John Hughes' classic gave us one of cinema's most memorable reminders:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

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@reflex_division @ShteinMichael @HouseoftheMuse_ I saw an owl the size of a toddler last night, flew right in front of me, damn near peed myself...
So if you figure it out let me know 😆

[AllieJade @AllieJade1]

Anika's got some big shoes to fill!
I'd say she's stepping into them nicely, wouldn't you?

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@jessioa5 Ours got back about a week ago 😁

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@Joey37394977091 Feel better buddy

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@jessioa5 Hey Jess! Haven't seen you in my feed in a minute...

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@jessioa5 Your first clue will be, "well this chick is ohhhhhdd...."
🥰

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@Heebie314 Everything is so sync-y its beyond bizarre!!!

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@doqholliday @VincentCrypt46 I know this is a bit off topic (kinda golf related), but I was curious about Chevy Chase's real name and apparently he's a Scottish clan descendant?

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@CHASMIL75801620 @TRKShady Myles? Going to LA?? Hrmmm

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@CHASMIL75801620 Sounds like him, but face looks different. I see the writing too

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@doqholliday Seems like a simple concept, but boy do folks have a hard time accepting it....

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@QuantumAlteredX "It was my shoe that fell" .....great movie

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@sanskarstine What is the correlation between Christianity and suffering in this instance?

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@SomeBitchIIKnow What in the fack is this bullshit??? Is this person advocating the abortion of babies born with a cleft lip/palate? Who is this guy, Im livid, this is fucking bullshit

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@sanskarstine So, your remedy would be to abort it?
Mercy, I feel sorry for you.

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@Joey37394977091 I saw an ad looking for a "queer" barber.

Imagine the outrage is someone posted looking for a "straight" barber...

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Good gravy the syncs are syncing lately, its nuts!!!!

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@keith369me not really today, but I certainly know what you're talking about!

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Check out this beauty my Nana had saved....
#LisaFrank

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@yoyonofukuoka Jesus is my homeboy...