RuRu

Ru | 23 | They Pronouns 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰I work at a pet store. Sometimes it's great, a lot of the times it's not.

[MiamiVetFoundation @MiamiVetFdn]

Don't underestimate training your cat. 😊

[RuRu @PetRetailHell]

"It's clearance for $0.70.”
"So is it half off the clearance price?"

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“Do you sell surgical scalpels?” No and I don’t want to know why you want one.

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“We always thought my 4 year old intact dog was gay because we never kept him away from our 6 year old intact bitch and they never had puppies. We crated them together like we always do and I guess he decided to be straight this year because she just had 4 babies :/“

[RuRu @PetRetailHell]

Why does everyone think the feeder crickets are for snakes???????????

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People need to stop trying to miniaturize huskies and just embrace klee kais.

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Woman pissed we don’t have “girl dog clothes,” they’re fuckin’ dog clothes don’t get mad at me because you’ve limited yourself based on arbitrary gender roles.

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No, ma’am, we don’t carry dog pregnancy tests.

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“I’m just the grandmother and I don’t care if these fish die as long as it makes my grandchildren happy first.” Congratulations on teaching your grandchildren horrible life lessons you selfish, entitled jerk.

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If you don’t tip your groomer you should be blacklisted.

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You’ve got to be a special kind of asshole to not see it fit to tip on a $69 groom but will donate $5 to shelter pets in the same transaction.

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Can someone explain to me why people will spend money they worked to earn on an animal which they openly admit they don’t care lives or dies? Because I don’t get it.

[RuRu @PetRetailHell]

@carefreshpets might want to update their habitat size recommendations 🤢

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“Have you used these before?” I ask the woman buying a choker “Yeah, I know you have to make a ‘p’ shape when using it.” That’s not at all where I was going with this.

[RuRu @PetRetailHell]

Next person to say “Stop choking yourself” to their dog is getting drop kicked in the throat.

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Poor 3mo Golden puppy already on a choke chain because their trainer recommended it and they have misplaced trust in her. Could already hear the poor bub wheezing when just standing.

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“I really didn’t want to use a shock collar, but-“ if you really didn’t want to you wouldn’t.

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When someone seriously tells you that male Betta, also known as Siamese FIGHTING Fish, will kill each other is a “myth” and you’ve been “lied to.”

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When someone’s killed 2 parakeets on two seperate occasions in less than 3 months but it’s totally not their fault they totally know how to take care of birds.

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“I had my last betta in the same vase + plant set-up since September and she did fine, she only died recently.” Your killed a fish with a potential lifespan of 2-5yrs in 5mo. That’s not fine.