Pete

[Andrew Connelly @connellyandrew]

Incredible moment where Suella Braverman inadvertently admits the absurdity of the UK asylum system.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Conservative MPs, this is what you’d be voting for

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Kwasi Kwarteng admits there was ‘a little turbulence’ with his mini-budget, much in the same way the Hindenburg had 'some fire safety issues'.

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

.@UKLabour backbench MPs have written to @MelJStride chair Treasury Select Committee asking for an inquiry into the allegation of “insider trading” following @KwasiKwarteng so called “mini budget”.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Elon Musk says his humanoid robots will have a ‘stop button’ to prevent them destroying humanity, but admits there may be a few defective units out there:

[Anneka Rice @AnnekaRice]

I’m all for people doing work experience but not so keen when it’s the Gov …

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

#Trussonomics The pound:

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

It’s funny how those who shout the loudest for freedom of speech are so often the first ones to demand you shut up when they disagree with your opinion.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Liz Truss votes for PM: 81,316
Count Binface votes for mayor: 92,896

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Genuine question. do you think not putting the clocks back would help people with their energy bills? May be small savings in lighting and heating but I fear this is going to be a winter of every little helps?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

As a politician how could you ever, under any circumstances, bring yourself to vote for pumping sewage into our seas? Unfathomable!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

UK temperature update: It feels like I’m taking part in an experiment to ascertain the boiling temperature of cats…

[Will @willglloyd]

Oh. My. God. #battleforno10

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Brexit: an update (with Anna Ford)

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A story in five parts:
1. The warning

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

This is an explainer and a half!
#ECHR
https://t.co/gHWv3JRJ0o