Pentagon Pete

do you know what rhymes with Pete? Sammy is a cunt

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@the_moule You're a mug mate

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What's it like to be poor

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What's it like to be Gus

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Mondays

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@AnthonyGreeves nice story geezer

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@MrDDyer tear up?

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Wake up. Finger bitches.

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@tobinyoutwit if you were a lad you'd do something funny #nominerals

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@SpencerMatthews fancy a beer tomorrow night spenny #Cricket

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Dat Package doe LEAVE IT

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#TBT dwarf or midget????

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Tottenham 💩

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Tottenham are very much the Sussex of Spaceball teams #scum

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@SpursOfficial you don't get it do you, your just a small club in North London

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Thanks for coming @CXO94

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@ChelseaFC you've been west hammed #NoHistory

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@ChelseaFC "Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea I believe" #Fratellis #Relegation

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Fuck I'm good looking

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@ChrisRobshaw over the gain line yet Christopher? #02

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@MayorofLondon fancy Palace away this weekend? #Irons #Corrrr