Will Tobin

Lord of the Dance

[Notgreggwallace @GreggggWallace]

Result! now I can play Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia all week, as well as the weekend!

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

The first day of secondary school is nerve wracking anyway, without a magic hat telling you that you’re evil

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

The Scottish have gone too far this time.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

the two ways of being european

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

The town gimp can’t even writhe around on the ground anymore because of woke

[Laughing Out Loud @WhittyStufff]

@PicturesFoIder

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Underrated funny thing about Harry Potter is that it attempts to infuse a sense of awe and wonder into the institution of the classic British boarding school, which is otherwise almost universally depicted as a horrifying gauntlet of abuse and psychosexual torment

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I am never deleting this app

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

What does "all the way through" mean. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[C W Gordon @CraigGordon1]

Sunrise X @glastonbury x @I_Skream ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Oliver Jones @I_Skream]

It really is the best festival on the planet. End of.

[Will Tobin @tobinyoutwit]

@JoshM1994 Someone's salty they didn't go 😭😭😭

[DrexciyanWave @WavejumperOne]

Ref in an amateur game the day.😂

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Coming February 2022.

[University of Brighton Rugby Club @UBRFC_1]

Shock - tibble still cant catch or pass but the ball falls to grieves and no one wants to tackle that weird old man

7-0

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Wotsits, Skips, Frazzles and Monster Munch were all invented within 6 years of each other in the 1970s. The golden age of maize snacks.

[Tom McArthur @TomMcArthur]

Me, a rugby nause: I wonder what tactical notes rugba leeeeg lads put on their wrist strapping?

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

My favourite thing on Twitter is when someone completely drops their online persona to demand answers from a train company / broadband provider.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I told my American cousin this is what police cars in Scotland sound like