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[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@MieleUSA Having trouble with your POS Miele dryer? You are not alone. They are not designed to work without extremely perfect conditions and constant maintenance. You would literally be better off using a blow dryer to dry your clothes individually. So embarrassing for Germany.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@MieleUSA The heat pump dryer is a failed science experiment. Nothing works better than a vented system. USA folks: do not waste your money on Miele dryers. They are nothing bu a necessary evil if you live in Eurooe and cannot have a vented system. We wasted $10k on Miele dryers

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@MieleUSA Our Miele dryers are 6 months old and are both unusable due to constant “Lint filter errors,” despite cleaning all 6(!) lint filters. You would think Germany would have at least a few engineers who could figure out how to make a clothes dryer that works. What a joke.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@bimbolanko @netflix No. It was stupid. Charlize had multiple opportunities to kill her captor and failed to take direct terminal action. This movie should have been 35-minutes long. Charlize should have lit this guy on fire as soon as she learned he stole her supplies. No fucking around in the wild.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@netflix This movie is absolute shit. What mountaineer does not carry a blade, multitool, or firearm?? The only reason this movie is suspenseful is because Charlize’s character has zero survival instincts. She is incapable of taking direct action even after her life is threatened. So dumb

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@HighRob1 @netflix Thank you. The only reason this movie movie is suspenseful is due to her utter lack of basic survival skills. I was literally rooting against her after she failed to kill her captor by hitting him in the skull with a rock when he was incapacitated. I hate movies like this.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@pakkbuilderd @BeaversBruceW @AndrewYang California does have the best weather on the planet. It also has the largest number of conservative voters in the country (even more than Texas); Unfortunately, it also has the most liberal voters in the world, which has lead to some insane policies and a lot of bad press.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@Michellejdsouza @ReallyAmerican1 Not great enough apparently. 🤣

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@Nick_Rogue_ @AutismCapital Processing complete. It was just a matter of time.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@Nick_Rogue_ @AutismCapital standby

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@TigerWoods, you really need to check out Uber. It’s not a sex-addicted bikini model in her 20s, but it’s still pretty cool.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@kevin_1454 @KremlinTrolls @TheWashigtonPos Rescuing the hat (multiple times) is definitely one of the most questionable and dissonant actions of this Secret Service team. Was danger present? (1) Yes? then fuck the hat and move to immediate cover and extraction (2) No? then why the need for the useless stationary bear hug?

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@JohnnyUtahhhhh @maxxclarkk13 He’s punching his ticket to the Seawolves

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@BillBobBooBam @maxxclarkk13 💀

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@JoJoFromJerz @JDJDrepeat disssss 🤣

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@DonroeDoctrne @enjoyer_liberty The poor grades are fair. Most of the underperformers are clowns and entertainers. Trump needs professional operators.

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@BRAVERYUSA4EVER @BrandonStraka FYI: It is not a “promotion” when they make you report to a peer and take away your budget and resources. Do not get fooled by some grandiose sounding mission. The facts reveal that she has been sidelined. Rubio and Hegseth do not need her to do what they were already doing. lol

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@explore33o @shelbystardust Yes; so exclusive no one will ever hear from her again…unless of course they catch her speaking at a county fair or waving the green flag at Talladega.🤣

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@BadLarry5555 @shelbystardust Interesting take. Promotions do not usually involve getting moved under one of your peers and assigned a fractional budget. In fact, that is typically and universally considered to be a demotion. It is not like Kristi is out celebrating this move at Applebee’s tonight.🤣

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@IceKnightK @shelbystardust …a “better job” reporting to Marco Rubio and no longer reporting to the President of the United States. Quite the honor. I am sure she will also appreciate being moved out of the White House and into an off-property office building. It is a demotion in every way.🤣

[Pete Masters @PeteMasters5]

@cardinal20429 @shelbystardust Define “promoted.” lol