Pete Shaw

Normal, perfectly normal.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Pictures from the Quebec Train disaster look horrific. Thoughts go out to those affected.

[Tom @_TomCButler]

This girls is why you squat #Awesome

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[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Why do potatoes take so long to cook? I would like a 7 page report on this subject matter, please x

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@tombellamy05 Was gonna say, it looks like Scotland.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Think its about time they got new presenters on Top Gear. Its getting a bit dated, But I don't want it to end up like TG USA

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

He's not Scottish, he's actually British.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

My laptop shouldn't overheat like it is, I think it's fucked. #Bam Considering toasting a Panini on it.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

So tired after last night, just want to sleep. #laxbro #laxsocial #ukc #HiImJohnnyKnoxvilleandwelcometojackass

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Can hear my sister screaming & clapping every 5 seconds at the TV downstairs. I bet its not a strictly repetitive sport like tennis.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@SimonJohns90 Wheress it happening?

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Punched the fridge because it had no food in it. Bitch better learn its lesson. #DomesticApplianceViolence

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

Spent a good £100 on books for next year. However I failed to realise it has left me pennyless over the summer.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

If I cant find my phone, my little sister will be sitting in the middle of a forest somewhere waiting to be picked up. #haha #poorchild

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

I CANNY FIND MY PHONE. and I kind of need it.

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@OliviaFiggis Nah just a general racist grandad. Unless your grandad is racist?

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@OliviaFiggis I want to marry a woman like that, everyday would be like spending time with your racists grandad #hilarious

[Aled Thomas @aled_thomas1]

Pulled a muscle in my neck today so I've made myself a make-do neck brace #DoctorThomas

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@MeshAmazing how do you know? do we get our results today?

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@OliviaFiggis @sophie_milne as ever

[Pete Shaw @PeteShaw4]

@sophie_milne It is past your bed time #doeswhatshestold