peter

Makin beats and readin tweets. [email protected]

[peter @PeteSnacks]

New song and first original release in a very long time is out now with @natebjorge1. Recommend listening on an evening drive when the sky looks nice.

https://t.co/uKtvLTp8tI

[peter @PeteSnacks]

*tracy chapman voice* you stole a mattress

[peter @PeteSnacks]

I can’t really explain this but Closer by the Chainsmokers is the edm version of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman

[peter @PeteSnacks]

But your honor, it was miller time

[peter @PeteSnacks]

A St. Louis based Paramore cover band called Missouri Business

[peter @PeteSnacks]

How old am I? Well I pour beer out of the can into a glass because otherwise the bubbles hurt my tummy.

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Not now babe I’m eating a costco rotisserie chicken

[peter @PeteSnacks]

@Gynzer27 Or is it the shaq that’s best friends with the general?

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Are you referring to shaq the basketball player or shaq the edm dj?

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Been off here a while and in that time I got really into riding my bike and sewing backpacking gear who want me

[peter @PeteSnacks]

What do you say we take this party up a level and put on some Shania

[peter @PeteSnacks]

I ate far too much bean dip yesterday to have a good day today.

[ASHANTI @ashanti]

How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

[peter @PeteSnacks]

"Name and address?"

Peter and no thanks, I prefer pants.

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Every soccer team has at least one player with the worst haircut you’ve ever seen

[peter @PeteSnacks]

They are too scary

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

What are your UNPOPULAR horror movie opinions?

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Let’s get that Jeremy Renner app back up and meet up over there

[peter @PeteSnacks]

when twitter shuts down i'm going to need to find a new way to constantly beam the worst possible information directly into my brain

[peter @PeteSnacks]

At a bar in San Diego saying “Let’s go daddies” anytime the Padres do something good and I’m not winning over any locals.

[peter @PeteSnacks]

Babe should I wear my toe socks to the club?