Peter Carlone

Raised bi wolves

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

Omg I just realized the gender neutral form of "Fuck Boy" is "Layperson"

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@ShaneAdamczak @CassandraRoseT @ForecasterEnten I logged on to Twitter for the first time in a year to say @Wendys has FINALLY heard my calls to expand into every one of my meals.

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

My wife wants us to fly to New Zealand! I want that too now.

#YVRSkytrax10

[YVR @yvrairport]

We're celebrating being voted Best Airport in North America 10 years in a row by giving away 10 prizes to 10 lucky followers! All you have to do is quote tweet this and tell us where you want to fly. Top prize is a $2000 travel voucher. Make sure to use #YVRSKYTRAX10.

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

[chuuch @ch000ch]

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

every thrift store I've been to smells like someones cooking up a big pot of rug soup

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

Stupid Watergate and stupid Unabomber. I think we should just rename 2018 "Stupid 70's"

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@mackgord Omg maybe it was the same person

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

"it's cool when you can't hear the dialogue over the music" - Sound mixer on Wild Wild Country

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

Hahaha you can say "it fell apart like a house of cards" and even if someone thinks you are talking about the show they will still get what you were saying.

[Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @ZoeAliceMpls]

I'll just admit it: I have no clue how we know anything about black holes.

[Amitai Marmorstein @AmitaiMars]

sometimes i think about taking up smoking just to make myself go outside more

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@letsgotothemall @Netflix_CA Oops! I meant to make fun of ummm Cloverfield project

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

Dear @Netflix_CA you can make hundreds more "Bright" movies if you keep producing stuff like the Malala interview. Great stuff.

... (Please don't tho. About the Bright thing)

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@AmitaiMars NAME HIM PETER OR ELSE

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@VanFireRescue any details on large deployment near main and 16th earlier today? Hopefully everyone is okay?

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@ItsKeyes And it's like, hey! We haven't seen that before! This is new

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@ItsKeyes I'm just so glad to finally have a movie to combine the elements of movies and products

[Peter Carlone @PeterCarlone]

@ItsKeyes And action figures! It has it all