Peter From Queens, Not Queensland

I am not trying to be anyone's Prime Minister!

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

I've been to Australia once, in 1998, and nothing that's happened there since is my fault. https://t.co/Sz1XKnHC4E

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

My America First agenda is that we are going to stop this Türkiye nonsense and call the country Turkey like normal people again.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Finally: after 96 years and 992 matches, this USA-Australia match will be the first in men’s World Cup history between two nations that respect the tradition and history of the sport by calling it soccer

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@Criminalsimpson

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@caughtinthemadi You were the boy
I was the girl
Can I make it any more obvious?

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

I'm seeing Paul Simon next month... 😭

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@lukeisamazing I love the chalkboard gag they did the following week...

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

I'm not a fan of MMA on the White House lawn. But if this is the alternative, fuck it, let's have MMA, WWE and Monster Trucks in the Rose Garden every Tuesday

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@all90saltrock Leave It Alone - Mary's Danish https://t.co/0cFGYio2Xt

[Dustin DeBerry @dkdeberry]

Apple Maps knows what Americans truly want

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@Stuckey2 256 teams in the NCAA tournament would mean only one more weekend of play. Let's do it...

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@ohioisgood https://t.co/MMhO1rNrMK

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@xwanyex I wonder what the Venn diagram is of people who believe 1) rent control is good because it helps people stay in apartments forever, and 2) property tax is good because it forces retirees out of houses they don't need.

[HarryHew @harryhew]

It's official: The Beatles' first album, PLEASE PLEASE ME, was released closer to the 1800s than to the present day.

Dec 31, 1899 to March 22, 1963 = 23,091 days
March 22, 1963 to June 11, 2026 = 23,092 days

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@DanBean @NobletStrength However, on some level Londoners must know that their double-decker buses are iconic. It's never occurred to Americans that there's anything special about our buses. It's surprising to learn that foreigners are shocked that they're real!

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@Bonelessbread2 @rennyxgong The one Spurs fan on his way back to Texas

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@tomnorth7safc @TARA_Solah @BallinFFB I see, you use a football to play footballball. Got it.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@kojimaicmatters @MorlockP Long Island, too. Nassau/Suffolk.

Some people in the NYC area even put their county in their user name.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@tomnorth7safc @TARA_Solah @BallinFFB Oh, I see. Just like a soccer ball is used in the sport of soccer. Makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@TARA_Solah @BallinFFB

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@HKFinalThird https://t.co/0jEAOmSByi