Peter Carol Odhiambo

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Kenya is a true democracy...we have a constitutional right to hear this fool talk nonsense thinking we forgot how crocodiles in Kenya became obese eating too much human flesh in our rivers because of an INDUSTRIAL SCALE over supply by his Minstry.

[Eric @amerix]

Simple Boy can't write or read.

He can't remember his M-Pesa PIN

He can't sing coherently and flawlessly unless prompted.

He only asks for KSH 1000, and doesn't recall what was paid.

The managers are selfish, exploitative, extractive predators stealing from a sick person.

[kimoda edungani @kolonelikris]

apparently they sitting on their land

[Kariùki Mùirùrì @kariukiisaacM]

Electricity.

[WIG @neon370828]

" You have been senteced to death by electrocution"

Nigerians :👇

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Jagero cornered Edwin Sifuna’s cowboy when he tried to cry about his removal as ODM Secretary-General. He never saw it coming. Ni mbayaaa! 😂

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

It means anapenda boobs. That would earn him my vote straight away.

[Eric @amerix]

Mwalimu Nyerere built it,

Hassan Mwinyi built it,

Benjamin Mkapa built it,

Jakaya Kikwete built it,

Pombe Magufuli built it,

Samia Suluhu HAS DESTROYED IT.

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

Watch this young lawyer lecture PhD holders who are spreading propaganda and rumours about the Computer Misuse and Cybercrime bill recently signed into law by President William Ruto:

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Why?

[Eric @amerix]

Original Mokolo Nakokufa (The Day I will die) - By Tabu Ley Rochereau, with African Fiesta, 1966.

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Good start Standard.

[COmbeta @OmbetaC]

People have retreated to tribal cocoons.
Did you take note that mandamano was centred mostly in Nairobi and Central?
Did you take note that larger part of the rift was humble?
Did you take note that luo Nyanza was chilled?
Did you take note that coastal region was reluctant?

[Hon. Aden Duale, EGH @HonAdenDuale]

Politics 101

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a Kenyan,

You must have seen a sustained narrative claiming that your president and his deputy are at loggerheads.

They are NOT.

You must have heard that the president is persecuting his deputy just the same way the former president was at loggerheads with his deputy.

They were not.

Here is the thing,

The system keeps you in a sustained political debate.

This artificial conundrum is designed to distract you and vex your spirits.

This debate is meant to sow divisions among citizens.

The system thrives in confusion, division and distraction.

Listen,

The social stratum has the wealthy, the middle class and the poor.

The poor are busy looking for survival, they have little time for political correctness.

The wealthy are busy looking after their wealth by funding politicians to write legislation that will continue making them wealthier.

The crux of the matter is in the middle class where you and I sit.

These are the pawns of the game. They are educated but are idiots.

They are the ones who go to the queue for voting.  (The poor don't vote unless induced by money).

The middle class are the noise decibels.

They are the donkeys that work hard to feed the rich. They are heavily taxed.

They are the fools thrown into a heated circus to hate each other, create divisions and distract themselves.

They claim to be learned but cannot decipher the political con game.

The middle class are the ones with big televisions, smartphones and computers. It is here the rich pay the media to sow seeds of confusion and distraction.

It is only a foolish Kenyan who thinks the political crooks from both ends of the political divide don't meet privately to laugh at how they have divided the masses.

It is only a foolish citizen who thinks politicians serve them.

They don't and will never.

Politicians serve

• The World Bank

• World Economic Forum

• IMF

• USAID

• UKAID

• America

• Britain

Refuse to be drawn into imaginary conflicts.

Focus on your goals.

Mobilize your energies.

Politicians won't save you. They are part of the problem.

#DrainTheSwamp

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Aoko is brilliant 👏

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Truthful African men don't hide their alternate families

Or kill their brother to become deputy president

Or swindle his widow

A true Mau Mau doesn't hide fruits of his loins

Kwani tutakupiga?

"Pastor Dorcas, while you were ministering. I was copulating"

Simple!

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Dear Christians (and more specifically my fellow Roman Catholics), a week has 168 HOURS! On your own, you decide to attend Sunday Mass which lasts for about TWO HOURS or less! Yet, instead of approaching the service with humility, respect & adoration, you use your phone in church to chat with your friends or scroll social media! Why attend Church, if you can’t switch off your phone for only TWO HOURS out of ONE SIXTY EIGHT HOURS! You can’t sacrifice only 1.2% of your time to God?

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

I love the madness of President Donald Trump! There is no hypocrisy about him! He tells off US allies & enemies in equal measure! As Jesus said of Nathanael, so is true of President Trump:

… he is “an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit”!

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

These stupid kids should be traced, arrested and be made to wash Nyayo & Kasarani. Wanafaa pia kuchapwa viboko! Morons