Peter McConville

Post-ironic futurist nihilistic existentialist sass from quatorzième, raconteur and rightful heir to the throne of Bir Tawil: Peter McConville.

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@MDunthorne Nihilism is correct. Rationally indisputable. HNICs accept this and evolve to Absurdism. Enjoy the nonsense!

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@DaftLimmy Surely this one can't be topped.

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@PopcornBambino @The_Philopher @TheMovieMermaid That'll be €250.

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@PopcornBambino @The_Philopher @TheMovieMermaid The baby naming bullshit or the desire to get in on the scam? Both are fair assessments! Did you know Bianca means 'white'? Great name for a white baby!

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@qikipedia To garner views and retweets, the QI Twitter account will sometimes spout spurious bullshit without sources as though it were a trashy tabloid. The author of the offending Tweets undoubtedly has a small penis or a gaping, cavernous vagina.

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@DerrenBrown God help me why does Kafka never make the cut? I wait and I yearn, I writhe and implode in artistic impotence.

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@ZaackHunt @elonmusk FATALITY

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@qikipedia As usual QI have failed to cite sources so it's hard to say for sure who farted out this hot take. If I had to guess I'd say it's based on this: https://t.co/RHsqItUqjN

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@SwiftOnSecurity I stopped writing down my passwords because of you Tay. I'll never forget you. I'll never forget us.

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@qikipedia Come on QI: even if the research had been published you wouldn't cite the source.

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@qikiciting @qikipedia You're doing the Lords work! Well, you're doing the elves work. But Lord knows it needed doing!

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@qikipedia Lewis Carroll was also fixated on the number 42: a more compelling theory is that Douglas Adams was influenced by him (https://t.co/JlqaZ8oBkm). Since QI never cites sources, this explanation is more credible by default.

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@qikipedia Research suggests that citing sources increases comprehension and validity of research.

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@dannyodwyer Forget about the vaccination part: if a country required you to have a set of papers that you were to present when ordered, without which your movement and access to facilities would be restricted, you would probably say that country was under pretty Draconian rule, no?

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@MDunthorne Hahaha, what was the plebs choice? All the games were pirated if that buys me any street cred. Ian Mac got them off a bloke at the pub.

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@MDunthorne Oscar for the Amiga! Each world was a different 'movie' in a broad sense: horror, sci-fi, black and white, cartoon...utterly generic and endlessly entertaining as long as you're a child

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@MDunthorne I jumped into the series with Crazy Castle 3 on the Gameboy Color! Major props if you recognize mine though.

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@qikipedia *Hard rock geologists hate him!* What this soft rock expert said about hard rock experts will shock you!!! No link, no source, no credibility.

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@jameelajamil Maybe you could ask them 'Is there any way for me to get out of this conversation without you responding aggressively?' There probably isn't, but at least it might highlight the impossibility of the situation to the perpetrator.

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@PopcornBambi And I never stopped looking imperious 😐 That bao! That sake!