peter pippis

person who has the face for footwear commercials instagram:hairybrows

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

Never let your guard down. Especially around the people you’re most comfortable being around and closest to. Those are the ones who can hurt you the most.

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

They’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s the president aren’t they

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@Peterpax Nothing about anything makes sense right now. Don’t you get it

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@options_god I don't think u meant 4/12

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@TradeYa took me 5 hours to buy a couple thousand shares at 29 lol

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@tranquilor same sigh

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@mpwmpw10 terrible idea but do it anyways

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@kosoloso_ Yeah stock is hilariously predictable ive ridden it up and down for months

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

$AMD so easy to make money riding this stock up and down and sideways and upside down

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them

6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

This is actually a thing someone make a free stock with me by logging in to an app lol. Join @RobinhoodApp and we'll both get a stock like $AAPL, $F, or $S for free. Make sure to use my link.

https://t.co/9slY17IRTq

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

Idk what he’s saying ever but MERICUH! Fuck yeah!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How does Da Nang Dick (Blumenthal) serve on the Senate Judiciary Committee when he defrauded the American people about his so called War Hero status in Vietnam, only to later admit, with tears pouring down his face, that he was never in Vietnam. An embarrassment to our Country!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How many goddamn modeling pics of hot girls do I have to see of them posing as they sit on a toilet? We get it. You’re so normal that you take shits.

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@Peterpax @AppleSupport Shutupp I just got the regular ones dickhead. I was also the dickhead to get the X for 1500 dollars and the screen randomly presses shit all day long

[peter pippis @PeterPippis]

@kosoloso_ Im here bbygirl

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Why can’t people in Florida act right