peter slee

Citizen of the European Union ....once a tiny somebody in journalism.. now an absolute nobody in gardening, which is actually rather more satisfying....

[peter slee @PeterSlee56]

@chalkychalk666 Woof........!

[The Brexit Comic @TheBrexitComic]

Prime Minister Johnson unveils his plans to let the world know “The British are Coming!"

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Health Secretary ⁦@MattHancock⁩ has spent the last 3 months telling us all to socially distance at least 2m apart. This is him today ignoring that in Parliament. Yet again, one rule for them, another for us. 👇

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

An Audience with Boris Johnson

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

I am starting a petition to erase this from BBC iplayer & remove any known statues in existence....

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport that enhances my freedoms than a blue coloured UK-only passport that restricts my freedoms. Please retweet if you agree.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

#KayBurley - You took the scientific advice on care homes & then you made the policy... you can't stick this on the scientists.

Helen Whately - I can... 🤔

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The lies go on..
Health Secretary @MattHancock announced 111 new coronavirus deaths in UK today.
But in fact the total rose by 556.
Presumably, he just hoped nobody would notice.
They're only people, after all.

[Tripe Marketing Board 💚 @TripeUK]

Good point, Prof.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Dominic Cummings

SHORT VERSION

[peter slee @PeterSlee56]

#bbcqt Helen Whately appears monumentally useless....!

[Evolve Politics @evolvepolitics]

This is the UK Health Secretary laughing and giggling on national TV just minutes after it was revealed that the UK had the worst Coronavirus death rate in the entire world.

More than 60,000 Brits are dead because of his incompetence.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

"It was at that point the car engine turned on by itself, and I accidentally drove 250 miles to Durham."

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

yeah that civil service tweet is good, but it’s even better when it’s being read out slowly on BBC News

[Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧 @montie]

During a horrific presser this made me laugh out loud ⬇️

[Stuart Maconie @StuartMaconie]

At some point a pizza Express in Woking is going to come up I feel

[Lee Madgwick @LeeMadgwick]

Not tonight Netflix, I’ve found something else to watch till at least midnight. https://t.co/1JzqqNWrXT