Peter Suska

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Buckman Billygoats @BuckmanGoats]

Goats beat @Steves_Baseball 11-1 in 8 innings ⚾️ @RylanRobinson7 throws well, @thoma_ben did too 💪🏼 our mascot made it to it’s first game this year #blehhh

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

What teacher is making $125k a year and working less than 50 hours a week?

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

Those 53 pages Trump and Bondi are trying to hide must be really horrific.

[NESN @NESN]

Brawl breaks out at TD while "Feliz Navidad" plays the entire time 😂

Happy Holidays from your Boston Bruins 🎄

[Caroline Cummings @CaroRCummings]

Statement from Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, a Democrat who was shot several times in June in an attempted assassination:

"The assassination of Charlie Kirk today is only the latest act that our country cannot continue to accept."

#mnleg

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Shoutout to Superior Wisconsin aka “The Soup”. What a granite chin that town has fella. S/O also to Schultz’s sports bar. Closes at 2:30am. Opens back up at 6am. Leaves just enough time to puke and piss yourself in the parking lot. Take a dirt nap in your 1998 Mazda miata while chain smoking 3 packs of smokes. And by the time you’re able to close your eyes, bang she’s open again. That’s the wisconsin way. That’s boozing baby.

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

"Well, we're live." — @AnthonyLaPanta on this date in 2006 🤣

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

[Everything Ole Miss @EverythingRebs]

"I shouldn't be held accountable for a grown man's athleticism" is the quote of the year

[Mardy Fish @MardyFish]

Yeah, that’s not Luka and I’m going on a diet immediately

[U.S.A. Patriots @a_patriots]

Congrats to Hunter and Jack on their commitment’s to continue their baseball careers in college next year! Hunter is headed to Minnesota North College-Itasca and Jack is headed to Concordia to join former teammate and buddy Bryce Binek.

[U.S.A. Patriots @a_patriots]

Patriots open the season with a 14-4 win over Breckenridge! @MinnesotaScores @mnbaseballhub

[Jack Primus @Jack_Primus06]

100% committed!🌽@CobberBaseball
#committed #rollcobbs

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Canada thinking they were the best hockey country

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Greatest 9 seconds in hockey history

[Max Herz @MaxHerzTalks]

Referee Kyle Rehman with the ref announcement of the year: “Nashville 47, San Jose 23. Each chuckin knucks five minutes each for fighting”

@1025TheGame

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

JUMP AROUND AND FIND OUT ‼️

#RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.