Peter Craig

There is no god and you don't survive your own death, so get over it and try to enjoy the actual miracle that is your existence. I do triathlon and support #LFC

[Just Jennifer @MamaAtheist00]

All day Facebook posts about CHRISTmas. I posted this.

Bring the offended hypocrisy, bitches.
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[The Bible Lied @antibible_t]

If mary& joseph set off to Bethlehem today they would be met by 15 israeli checkpoints & a 30ft wall #FreePalestine

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

With each passing year, East 17 in that Stay Another Day video look more like some travellers trying to sell a puppy out the back of a van.

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

#Christian: This is our Christmas, how dare atheists celebrate it!
#Atheist : Actually it's a pagan... do you know what, fuck it, keep it.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Modern Father Christmas Letter

[Joseph Al-Qaeda @JihadistJoe]

As there is no compulsion in Islam then this should be a sufficient response to a request to convert to Islam

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Christmas presents still to get

Noah - Pet food
Moses - Surf Board
Judas - Friendship bracelet
Three Kings - Sat Nav

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

@rorybremner aye that was really good. Cheers

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

2014, Scotland. Unbelievable but true, from the religion that claims the season of "peace and goodwill"
#atheism

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

"@Lesism: I need a woman, with patience. to teach me how to dance." I'll do it. I'm not a woman, and I can't dance but fuck it it's Xmas.

[Joseph Al-Qaeda @JihadistJoe]

Once upon a time in cave far away there was a man called Muhammed who invented a very peaceful religion & everyone lived happily ever after

[GARY MCLINTOCH @GARYTANK]

Ah jist phoned BT askin fir Santa's hame number as uv loast it, n they thought ah wiz jokin and cut me off. I UM RAGIN.

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

#WarOnChristmas can't be won. If you legalise it you'd have to tax it, and the churches wouldn't like that!
#drugs

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

@JihadistJoe People need to concentrate and realise that being anti Islam is not the same as being anti Muslim.
#Atheist
#atheism

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

Oh I'd love it if we could #PickledForChrimbo trending for St.Helen's finest @bartonspickles C'mon tweets,Woolyback or not,get retweeting! x

[Joseph Al-Qaeda @JihadistJoe]

Is there anyone else that speaks Assholian?

Can you translate this for me?

Must be good, he ⭐️Fav'd his own tweet

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

@welcomescotland @ForthValley365

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Wow. What an amazing response to the #DerekSpecial. Never had a reaction like it. Thank you so much. I love you. Merry Christmas :)

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

#banjostring #DerekSpecial

[Peter Craig @Petercraig66]

I love the fact that there are people who don't "get" #Derek, means you know they're fucking thick, or horrible, or both.
@rickygervais