Petronius Arbiter

Assistant managing editor of the Shinbone Star. “We’ll tear their hearts out”.

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@Pitt_BASE @danhammer8 GREAT NAME!!! Walk up music should be incredible….

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@jmarshfof This is the bane of any number of youth sports today. They’re too expensive to play beyond a remedial level. If I had it to do over, I’d teach my kids how to repair cars…

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@ChrisDokish Mostly. Since 1980.

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@DanZangrilli Our condolences!!

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@VoicesofWW2 💯 It’s not hard to understand that the death toll from a mainland invasion could have cost a million lives. The carnage would have been unimaginable even compared to the atomic bombings.

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@1NationOvrchgd Maybe a few more Luigi Mangiones might help.

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@JoshYohe_PGH Aaand a 5 pitch 4th. That helps bigly…

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@JoshYohe_PGH His stuff is flat. Watching him work tonight is blah. 62 pitches through 3. The only compelling thing now is if he can complete 5 to earn the win.

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@JonathanMayo @JeffPassan Playoff hunt!!!

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@ThomasSowell Protect them from who?

The country they were buying cheap energy from? Maybe marauding Muslims looking to colonize??

We protected them from nothing. They’re shaking us down through our own military industrial complex and whatever straw men our intelligence people gin up. Scam.

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@MarkMaddenX You’re both 💯

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@BiggieNephew @TJStats Just beyond the half way point of the season. We’ll see.

They’re still circling the drain in the central division despite all that offense. 11 games back. I don’t expect the Brewers to keep up that pace, so maybe the division comes back to them.

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@Nonstopnews_ @LauraLoomer Absolutely true. They were never intended to be permanent fixtures in Washington because all they end up doing is learning how to steal.

The United States government is comprised of many of the most deplorable people who ever lived.

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@roy_smith29022 @LauraLoomer Served the country or was served by the country? I know where I come down on the subject.

These people serve themselves, not us.

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@gsalisb @LauraLoomer Agree. It’s a resume enhancer for both parties.

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@NCRegister Whatever.

Divided = conquered.

You go ahead and cheerlead over the loss of souls. A pox on ALL of you.

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@BigJoeBastardi Forever wars = $$$ for establishment elites and distractions from our failing economy and crime problems at home.

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@BiggieNephew @TJStats Yep. He’s the best since Mike Schmidt.

He’s not a third baseman. He plays third because Lowe is a significantly better second baseman and the lineup stinks and they need his bat in the lineup. As a seventh overall pick he’s been disappointing at best.

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@SaltyGoat17 Ghoul.

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@giantalligator1 @SaltyGoat17 I can see why you said “ran”.

Whoever put their children in your care dodged a huge bullet.

Good to hear you’re not doing it anymore.