Petros Jordan

Lawyer, writer, map enthusiast, armchair philosopher.

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@NursePatsy16801 Also true for most Greeks 😭

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@SebagaM It isn’t the 50s anymore, are any marriages actually like this now?

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@bblmariah Summer of ‘05 I was working a temp job in a warehouse and I heard this song over the hip hop station about 5 times an hour in between Akon and 50 Cent. Still takes me back to those days.

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@himbopotamuss I still tell my kids this because it’s the only way to get them to turn it off

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@Complex This is much easier to read than my own mother’s handwriting. I guess you can say I’ve had good training for reading messy cursive.

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@thescottbarber Millennials had these

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@Chris_Grosse I grew up right on the line, so being very diplomatic, I never chose sides

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@MissEsqHire Depends on the firm. I haven’t worn a tie since my first day at the firm almost 10 years ago.

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@marcorandazza Hey, don’t mock the Western Reserve! A proud chapter of Connecticut history.

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@capstellium 1 season? Feels like it was my favorite show for half my childhood.

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@romanceflag My daughter just discovered this show and this song is in fact a banger, even for forty-year-old dads

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@petergyang Pluribus, Foundation, Dark Matter

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Me to my wife a year ago: Surprise babe, I just bought two tickets to Ed Sheeran at Gillette Stadium next year for our 10 year anniversary!
Me today: oh shit!

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@Criminalsimpson I didn’t get the hidden meaning in Marge’s response until after I became a parent myself.

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@sketching204 My kid was obsessed with the book novelization of this short, we’ve had to count all 110 snowballs every single time we read it

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@the_aiju The Chair

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@innerpathing @blakeboles You’re only witnessing parent-child interactions in public. At home is another story 😭

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@DiscussingFilm They’re still making that show?

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@mattyglesias I used to watch all of these 90s shows that aired between Friends and Seinfeld or after Seinfeld. Almost known of them were good or memorable but I kinda liked Working and Stark Raving Mad.