Vaughny

I play video games and I think it'd be nice if I got payed to do it

[Pidbull 🏳️‍🌈 @Pidbullz]

lmfao

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You guys would have loved Shinzo. I called him Honest Abe, you know his last name was Abe right? And he wasn’t the first Honest Abe, frankly he was the second. But he was my friend.”

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

Do cats understand what static shock is, or does my cat think I have a mildly painful defensive ability that I sometimes use on him for no reason

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Just one more live service game, bro. One more live service game will fix it, I swear. Just one more bro. I swear. https://t.co/Vkc6WFASKy

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[rune sword @runesword1]

@trains_mp4 kill them where they stand

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

Fat pos boomer SLUG taking up both armrests spread eagle not budging and farting ASS and scrolling Facebook slop. Greatest generation. thank you so much for beating the blood out of your wife and your children. Oh and You’re welcome for the grandchildren you get mixed up (your memory isn’t what it used to be) even though you remember every plot line and character in Yellowstone. Satan loves your luxury boomer communism cruise ship bullshit. Keep fucking that Golden Calf gloryhole asshole. Watch me type this now big bitch. Watch my fingers dance like white spiders. Go get that colon checked with all them free checks you grape shaped welfare dairy queen burger Reich bitch

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Huke Doracio @HukeDoracio]

“Your new task is to kill 185 Trolls”

Nice pal, let me gear up quick

[Errai @errai]

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

[𓂆 nes 🌻 @olivesnbapples]

d&d at the beginning: this is just like lord of the rings

d&d in the 70s for some reason: THIS IS THE DEVIL. YOURE SUMMONING DEMONS. WITCHCRAFT

d&d in 2026: I'm gay and depressed this is my character he's a tiefling warlock.

[🔻🚀 Insert 🇵🇸🪂 @Insert66438804]

Really unfortunate for them that in their attempt to fight back against an antisemitic prank they did kinda end up being a big group of very blatantly Jewish guys chasing an anthropomorphized stack of money.

[echan @boodstarz]

“the rejuvenator is descending”