PettyAndPerceptive

Opinions, observations, and occasional side-eyes.

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

When are the robots in Rooihuiskraal North being fixed? It’s been weeks. @CityTshwane

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

It’s called Discovery Medical Aid because you’re yet to discover what they don’t cover especially in an emergency.

What a horrible aid. @Discovery_SA

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

@sahil_e_ What the hell is wrong with this guy?!

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

Yohhhh #BafanaPride #BafanaBafana #Canada #Goal #fifaworld26

[SoccerBeat @SoccerBeatZA]

Bafana Bafana head tactical analyst Sinesipho Mali REACTS after Bafana qualified for the knockout stage of the FIFA World Cup! 🔥🇿🇦⚽️

#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ShieldIsNowRexona #ItWontLetYouShield #MiwayLiveYourWay

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

Who is he addressing ?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

This man starts vaguely talking about me on Twitter.

Talking about:
“Some women care more about aesthetics than building.”

BUILDING WHAT???
A shopping mall???

So naturally my friends begin cooking him.

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

Sitting there in a turtleneck talking about:
“Modern women don’t know how to submit.”

Sir YOU cried because I asked why you followed your ex at 2am.

Now suddenly you’re the Minister of Masculinity???

But WAIT.

It gets worse.

[PettyAndPerceptive @PettyPerceptive]

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