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[Petunia 🌙 @Petunia_22]

When Rick turned himself into a pickle to avoid going to therapy and working on his shit, I felt that

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

Wake up man we are gunna watch live streamed executions on the official white house trump tv channel. Then after we are gunna get stalked on Flock cameras on the way to pay 5 dollars for gas. It’s the golden age man!!

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Soooo I think I’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says a good thing about a man

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

I got too much on my plate right now 😩

[andi @mysupes]

i will personally nuke rushville for terrifying earl and putting him in danger he’s literally just a baby

[Hollow🥀 @hollowcoded]

I couldn't tell where I started and my programming ended...

If I can ask myself the question...then I can answer it for myself

#lanterns

[christian @drewmacwwe23]

"I love you"

"I love you too Junior"

[ɪz͟z͟ɪᴇ .ᐟ ⚡🇨🇴🍂 ( is watching doomsday ) @thelizzieaholic]

my switching to team doom as soon as I see a hint of wanda being alive

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“Not all men are like that, not all men are like that!!!”

Okaaay.
Then hire a male nanny for your kids.
Ask your male neighbor, not your female neighbor, to watch your daughter while you’re away.
Leave your teenage daughter alone with adult men.
You don’t want to? Why not?

[America ⁷ (Taylor’s Version) ⸆⸉ @moonelov_]

“Not all men” but ALL men laugh, no one said anything… aside from the woman

[Daryoush Austin Zamhariri @TheAustinZ420]

Waiting to see Ted Cruz travel plans to really forecast how bad this Texas flood is going to be.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i'm angry and i hear someone say "she's always like that"

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

i’m no relationship expert but have you tried taking her to get an iced coffee, tj maxx for fall decorations, spirit Halloween, the bookstore, and then going to a Mexican restaurant

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

whenever i have a good day i feel like it’s my last day before i get put down

[dayra @vixensupes]

“You talked about John like a football team who’s always giving you hope and then letting you down. He’s the TV you yell at every Sunday, but you never miss a game cause you know… big fan”

Oh what Hal & John could’ve been 😭 #Lanterns

[🎃 🍂 @clubsadie]

“man i’m not fearless ’cause i’m brave. i’m fearless ’cause i’m broken”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Me zoning out so I don’t run my fucking mouth.

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

taking back my like when I see “made with ai”