Dan Pfistner

Adapt, React, Readapt, Act.

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@iRunFar If she’s fourth overall, let’s keep tabs on how far behind the overall leader she is!

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@realDonaldTrump Why are you so obsessed with status? Who cares if you made this guy more popular? Show us you care about our country's social issues.

[Robert Cottrell @robertcottrell]

"When an Upgrade is Available, People Tend to Break What They'd Like to Replace". http://t.co/588bbI02rJ

[The Wilderness Society 🌳 @Wilderness]

"The Wilderness holds answers to questions man has not yet learned how to ask." -Nancy Newhall

[WBUR @WBUR]

58 percent of Boston area residents support life in prison over the death penalty for #Tsarnaev, poll finds. http://t.co/JuXi8wHRbz

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

Each day I am surprised by how much I like chocolate. Even on days when I don't have any, I learn from how much I want it.

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@irishnick23 luhh ya, boo.

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@irishnick23 my sincerest apologies for misreading your grievances.

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@irishnick23 right. That sounds just turrible. #charlesbarkley

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@irishnick23 oh. Weird. Well that's the worst of both worlds I suppose. #antiantianti

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@irishnick23 but the desire to sing about it (even poorly) is not one in my book.

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@irishnick23 but I understand the need to reject some things tied up in evangelical circles.

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@irishnick23 I'll take bad music and people who have not rejected their Christian upbringing any day. #antianti #metaradical #pickyourbattle

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

"I've told Hillary that I don't think I'm good [at campaigning] anymore, because I'm not mad at anybody," Bill said. http://t.co/YxmgpoGRfd

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http://t.co/EEkVB9Gr4D via @TheOnion @eesmc

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@eesmc you gotta get some hashtag action in there to get NOTIZZED!

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@brianglenney E.O. Wilson... Biophilia?

[On Point @OnPointRadio]

'The snowflake has got to start taking credit for the avalanche.' @jonronson http://t.co/Xifin9PqLA

[Dan Pfistner @PfanDistner]

@eesmc @WholeFoods boom!