Kat

I'm your grandmother who drinks too much at family gatherings.
she/her

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

It's a scam that duvets come with covers but electric blankets don't

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

@serfrock 🧐

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Johnson & Johnson filed in court last week to split its Baby Powder from the rest of the company. Why? J&J knew asbestos laced some bottles but kept it a secret for decades. Tens of thousands of women with ovarian cancer are suing, and the company wants to shield its assets.

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

@whitneyarner I'm traumatized by the chunky, non-homogenized goat's milk my mom made me drink as a kid

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

I guess it shouldn’t be a shock that the election was so close- America is currently trying to decide between “being sick forever” or “taking free medicine” and can’t quite seem to figure this one out

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“Rules are rules”—which is why Sha’Carri Richardson is suspended from the Olympic Team for 1 pot violation, but Alen Hadzic gets to compete despite his suspension for investigations into his repeated sexual assault

“Rules” seem magically absent for some🤔
https://t.co/JtJBp8IwIf

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

@scissorsfiend @Aetna Aetna is absolute garbage. If I had a dollar for every time I had a patient waiting extra DAYS in the hospital because it takes them forever to authorize the rehab stay. No sense. Hospital is more expensive and pt loses strength for every extra day there.

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

Same

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I'm not like the other girls, there is a tremendous amount of wax in my ears

[Beth Sparks @sparksel]

Boba Yaga

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I love when antiv*xxers have clearly had tons of Botox

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

@whitneyarner Okay but have you considered those microwavable stuffed animals that smell like lavender?

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

Lovely. Power went out as I'm sitting in a bath, hair full of conditioner.

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

@brynguist https://t.co/koo7rqXo4H Lotta people take mag to help with sleep. Maybe you clench less with quality sleep?

[Ziff Davis Creators Guild @zdcreatorsguild]

Today, the Ziff Davis Creators Guild is walking out in protest of management’s egregious and insulting wage proposals.

After over two years of bargaining, management has not worked with us in good faith to secure a fair contract for our members. #WereWorthMore

[Ken G🇺🇸✌️😎🌎🐬 @kennethgootz]

Michigan is going through the worst Covid outbreak in the country. They went from about 1500 cases on March 3rd to over 8000 cases reported yesterday. A month later. A 700% increase. Stay safe and mask 😷 up.

[Kat @PfankuchenBitte]

Blini and mimosas 🥞🥂

[ashlie atkinson @ashlieatkinson]

Wearing a sequined full-length gown to my vaccine appointment because it’s the EVENT OF MY YEAR