Parker Frey

[Parker Frey @Pfrey_]

Welcome to my Twitter everyone please enjoy your visit

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events.

TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

I don't ever want to hear about Hunter Biden again.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Shannon Sharpe after SGA got 17 free throws in game 5:

“I ain’t gon lie, I’ve caught fish that flopped less than Shai” 😂😂

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[Kayla @KaylaDavis2000]

Adam Hoffman raped his son’s best friend for 3 years

First-degree felony. Life without parole.

Ken Paxton’s office gutted it to 60 days. He walked free after 30.

No sex offender registration. His record scrubbed clean.
Texas protects predators with power!

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Jaxson Dart in the locker room when the Giants are down 24-3 at halftime Week 1

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

Boy it sure is a coincidence that as gas prices skyrocket and inflation explodes we suddenly have a bunch of Republican bot accounts on twitter dot com telling you to eat more homemade sandwiches.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Guy lost his seat and immediately did the right thing.

Politics is disgusting

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.