Gitobu Mburugu

Your go-to guy anytime, anywhere.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@Himanshutyg_ifs A lil' ivermectin balm and all's dandy

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@MarioUgonna @grok is this true

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

Aiyaiyaiyaiyaaa...@realDonaldTrump mimi mtu hawezi nishow hivi ninyamaze

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Tehran: ‘Trump is merely a pawn in Netanyahu's hands, under Mossad pressure because of his involvement in the Epstein case’

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL This means shite all to me....I don't know why I keep paying for your rubbish service

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL why would you interrupt my service when I'm watching Man City vs. PSG?
JTLK45275

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL Red flashing

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@NPSC_KE @NPSOfficial_KE
@IG_NPS @EduMinKenya , what are you doing about this?
Trans Nzoia: Outrage as teachers caught on video assaulting parent over lunch fees https://t.co/V7TgVgPam9

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL can you sort out JTLK45275 urgently? We have work to do.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care @Cofek_Kenya
You did not resolve this issue. Instead, you held 179 paid up consumers at ransom until the errant 1 paid up late last night.
This is terrorism by whatever book. Your service is crap. Food spoilt in fridges, homework undone.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care
@Cofek_Kenya
Kenya Medical Association Mtwapa apartments consists of 180 individually metered units belonging to 160 different individuals.
In your wisdom, you decided to switch off electricity to the whole estate because of 1 defaulter.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care @Cofek_Kenya If this is not madness, what is?

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care
@Cofek_Kenya
Kenya Medical Association Mtwapa apartments consists of 180 individually metered units belonging to 160 different individuals.
In your wisdom, you decided to switch off electricity to the whole estate because of 1 defaulter.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL these internet outages of yours are annoying as hell....style up!
JTLK45275

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL it's not fair when your service drops off on a Saturday afternoon when we are trying to catch up with sports....bure kabisa.
JTLK45275

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

Oyaa @NairobiWater, your math is not matching. Hio 1,142/= mmeongeza juu ya bill yangu ni ya nini?
@EACCKenya, hebu oneni hawa....daylight robbery with kalamm.

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL , I dont seem to have Internet A/c JTLK45275

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@EACCKenya , is this ethical? Ama she used her own money?

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@wilber1990f @Linah_NN You're exactly what's wrong with this country.

[Kwaku Lotteryy @kwakulotteryy]

According to a passenger, check-in was closed by KLM at Kotoka International Airport 2 hours before departure, even though the airline’s website states that check-in opens 3 hours before departure and closes 60 minutes before departure. As a result, the passenger reportedly had to purchase a new ticket.

"You are telling me that you close 2 hours before, but it says on your Web page, black on white, that you close 60 minutes before departure".

[📹 Anna-Lisa Tiktok]

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

Ati alijitengea mamillioni mangapi ya his personal mince meat?

[𝗗𝗿 𝗔𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗶, 𝕆𝔾𝕎 @DrAhmedKalebi]

Yesterday morning, I had the pleasant surprise of bumping into H.E. Governor Issa Timamy at Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL) - no bodyguards, no aides, no entourage… just him quietly coming in for his regular lab check-up.

He was so unassuming that my Gen Z team, who were attending to him at our central referral Lab in Real Towers, Upper Hill, didn’t even realize there was a VVIP in the building until I personally greeted him and took him aside.

Whilst I was showing him later how to access his results through the DKL App, I was humbled to learn that he has actually visited DKL quietly several times before whenever he is in Nairobi since we opened 1½ years ago - having been recommended to us by his own physicians.

Yet not once has he ever called me, let alone requested special handling or sought VVIP treatment. It means most likely my staff all along didn’t even realize who he was whenever he visited @DKLDrKalebiLabs before.

What struck me even more was that after we finished serving him and giving him a quick tour of our ultramodern lab facility, he politely refused to have his driver pull up to the entrance and instead walked himself to his official car (GVN 005), to the shock of our security doorman who is used to opening car doors for VIPs, let alone VVIPs 😊

In today’s world, such humility is very rare! 🫡

A second-term Governor who freely mingles with ordinary wananchi without fanfare, seeking special treatment, intimidation or excess security - because, in his own words, he has nothing to fear or hide 👊🏾

Rare breed indeed! 🙌🏾

It was truly an honour serving Your Excellency.

Asante sana Gavana! Allah Baārik 🙏🏾

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@j69uX_ @FaibaJTL Rada?

[Gitobu Mburugu @Pgitobu]

@FaibaJTL please sort out
JTLK45275 urgently. I have stuff to do.
(FYI, Savanna has just laid fibre here.)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.