.

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

Bhai Chandra sahab ke ₹22,000 crores maaf nahi karte to India mein UPI agle 20 saal tak free chal jaata by government’s number of ₹8,000 crores subsidy.

Also NPCI - which runs UPI has ₹6,119 hard cash on its balance sheet and pre tax operating profit of ₹1,900 crores. NPCI apne cash pe and profits par zindagi bhar UPI free chala sakti hai. Government ka kuchh lena dena hi nahi hai. Government earned ₹1,000 crores tax from NPCI last year.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी के कुलपति महोदय अपने आलीशान व्हाइट हाउसनुमा दफ्तर के बगीचे में बैठकर बता रहे हैं कि सब विद्यार्थियों को हॉस्टल देना ना आवश्यक है और ना संभव है ।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@iChiragPaswan Ek baar apni SUV se niche utar kar constituency ghum lo, 1980 hi lagta hai bro.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Ye wahi hai na jo poora stadium khaali karwake apna Amish Devgan ghumaane laata tha ? Isko toh punishment posting mili thi, fir ye itni badi post par wapis kaise aa gaya?

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

GEMS OF JUDICIARY :)

Now the husband has to witness proper action between his wife and lover to establish adultery otherwise no relief

[ज्ञानेश्वर - Dnyaneshwar @mauliwrites]

दुर्दैवाने म्हणावे लागेल की सहायक प्राध्यापक भरती प्रक्रियेत बिहार महाराष्ट्राच्या खूप पुढे आहे...

@Dev_Fadnavis @CMOMaharashtra @Dhananjay4INC @RRPSpeaks @abhijeet_dipke @Cockroachisback @VBAforIndia @Prksh_Ambedkar @MahebubShaikh20 @maha_governor @RajThackeray @mnsadhikrut

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

For your brain health, I advise against this :)

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨 𝐎𝐱𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐬 “𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐧” 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

🚨 Narayana Murthy wanted 72-hour work week, Infosys now fined ₹2 crore in France over employee time-recording system.

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨𝗡𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝘀𝘆𝘀 𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝟴𝟬 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗦𝗼 𝗛𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝘆 €𝟭𝟳𝟱,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝘀𝘆𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗮𝘄𝘀

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨𝗗𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 𝗣𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗼 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗹 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺

[• @_ravix18]

Same energy

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@navikakumar @manojmuntashir Navika ji, ek baar aapko Jantar Mantar jaakar inn bachhon ko samjhna chahiye....aapki bahut respect karte hain ye bachhe, Maan jayenge 🙏🏼

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

I am not an expert but I think convincing him to get a hair transplant would have been easier

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

@Kritical_62 she : I did it
feminists : no you didn't

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨𝗗𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 𝗣𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗨𝗞 𝗼𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗻𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗦𝗶𝘅𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗠 𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀

#KeirStarmer

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@raghav_chadha हम तो इस युवा सांसद की बात पर भरोसा करते हैं। ये कह रहा है कि मोदी ने भारत की अर्थव्यवस्था को बड़ी बड़ी बीमारियां लगा दी हैं। आप दोनों में से कोई एक तो झूठ बोल रहा है।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@TajinderBagga chappal chor tune exact chappal ki jodi ginkar dekh liya ki 375 piece the 🤣🤣

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Anushka Sharma left India to live in 4 AQI of London, eats the most unadulterated food items in the world, jogs in clean lanes, lives around the most advanced healthcare system.

Then comes home occasionally and preaches unscientific cures using Homeopathy to Indians who breathe in 400+ AQI Air, eat adulterated food and walk in garbage and dirt.

[jitesh💙 @Jitesh_117]

kinda insane how an 18 yo kid has given more unscripted interviews than our Prime Minister