Jill Phamarama

A predator posing as a house pet.

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

My brain cells today... https://t.co/rLskmbEo4p

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Love the huge windows with the natural lighting and the beautiful chef’s table. Always love being there with my friends 🥰

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

That one time no one believed me when I said I was moving to Australia... 🤣😂 https://t.co/BbsynUZwui

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Dance Dance Revolution 💃🏻🕺🏻 — attending DL Events Presents- Nero Ft. Dr. Fresch, Wuki & friends! at Brooklyn Bowl Las Vegas https://t.co/ApQnyUlzs2

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Hey friends! Robert is a great person to work with, so if you know anyone looking, please share! https://t.co/DWoZFhWPjr

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

How to Get Out of Bed When You're Depressed https://t.co/1ZJrO1ugpe

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

There’s always a sense of superiority when getting into an elevator full of random strangers & knowing your room is the highest floor.

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and I hath a problem sleeping at a decent hour... #iambicWAKEtameter

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

“I just need to win the lottery so I can quit working for @Postmates.” 🤣😂

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

#BFF to Me: “Nobody makes me feel my own feelings!”

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

*Me on my December bender*
Person: “What’s that perfume you have on?”
Me: “Oh it’s just the alcohol coming out of my pores...”

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

“A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.”

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Dear iPhone X,
Please learn how to recognize my face when my mouth is full of food.
Sincerely,
#FatKidForLife

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Who's got 2 thumbs & a GIANT mosquito bite on her forehead despite being covered in bug repellant? This Bitch 🙋🏻 #ThanksThailand

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

*Ridiculously high-pitched girly squeal* 🙀😻🙀😻 https://t.co/ljNDLegXLE

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

Edibles on this 14 hour flight seems like a horrible idea... 🙄 I'm gonna do it anyway. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Good luck everybody else! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 #OMW2SYG

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Hey friends! Houston is still in need of help. If you can't physically go yourself to volunteer, please support... https://t.co/2zqBLfJgf1

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

@shannonmmiller @Squeetus I didn't write this

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"Just because you're trash, doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT."

[Jill Phamarama @Phamarama]

@RossKnudson you don't deserve a production company. 30 mins to enter, 45 for a hotdog, and 1.5 hours for beer at $200 ticket?! #GunsNRoses