The Phamily

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon how tough are ya?

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

Last post of the thread, I feel like this is all you need to understand the absurdity
https://t.co/Vp5AwfuzjJ

[Fans of Cincy @fansofcincy]

In honor of the big win yesterday, we're giving away a full package for two to Tampa for the Bengals Bucs game! Just retweet this and make sure you're following us to enter!

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

There goes our season with Awuzie out, we’ll try again next year

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Feeling nice today.

If you’re going to the Bengals game, like and retweet this.

I’ll CashApp/Venmo someone $50 for food/beer at the game.

I’ll pick someone at 10:30 am.

(Must follow me. No Falcons fans 😉)

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

All that money we spend to improve our line and we get this pathetic piss contest of who can give up the most sacks

[Bengals Graphics @bengalsgraphic5]

This man should be Ruler of the Jungle for our next home game.

Bengals winning the Super Bowl confirmed ✔️

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

@espn @AdamSchefter

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Col. Joseph Lee Burrow @ColJoeBurrow]

Father—
I need some alone time after this one. I swear I kept my sidearm clean and well oiled, yet it was a bit rusty, misfiring multiple times. It’s a long campaign, and despite my transgressions we darn near pulled it out. Tell Mother I’ll be fine. We’ll be fine. Promise.
—Joe

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

It’s a beautiful day to beat the Steelers #WhoDey

[Col. Joseph Lee Burrow @ColJoeBurrow]

Father—
You may have seen in the papers about a fracas we had today at training outside Fort Paycor. Please tell Mother not to worry. Sheep who tussle with tigers expose their penchant for stupidity. Suffice to say my new bodyguard ate plenty of glass.
—Joe

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

@Anthony_Rentz Bring back gameday skyline pizza

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

@Anthony_Rentz Pretty sure that’s the first time you’ve used my first name in the decade you’ve known me. Welcome to the jungle 😘

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

Hayden hurst is going to flourish in our offense and you can take that to the bank

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

Saw a tweet that said “guns have more rights than women” just go ahead and let that sink in for a second….

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

Gotta fight through some bad days to get to the best days of your life

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

@ScottBuchhalter @MarketRebels Dude this shit is unreal

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

I was todays years old when I found out what a decorative candle was and that you’re not supposed to light them…?

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

@tebel_ Prolly got vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti

[The Phamily @Phamikaze]

TIL(today I learned) that Eminem has a restaurant in Detroit called….you ready for it? Moms spaghetti