SPJ

Capricorn vibes | living for the weekend

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

the fishing sequence in project hail mary

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

because they are trash

[State of New York @NYGov]

everyone who responded chicken butt: u must think ur soooo funny. bet u chuckled while typing that too. the "what" is not "chicken butt." it's free school meals. school meals are now free for every student in New York. bock bock babes

[maha @mahaaaay]

human beings saw this and still made salesforce

[ally @missmayn]

i would’ve made such a good oil heiress. massive public libraries and unnecessarily beautiful train stations for everyone.

[SPJ @PhammyJarecki]

@wsbtv Headline writing on 100 lol

[SPJ @PhammyJarecki]

@samantha_sski Honestly they’re not wrong 💀

[SPJ @PhammyJarecki]

Every time I wear a turtleneck I get called the Rock

[rell @rellyrich10X]

I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn’t have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked “do you have any updates Steve Jobs?” I’m going to HR

[mallard 🦆 @mallardsisland]

Before you say, “Diva down,” you have to ask yourself, “Was the diva ever up?”

[Nia 🪩 @_johnsonator]

Spotify Wrapped is a bit…underwhelming this year.

Less unconventional data viz moments like in previous years (like the city matches, zodiac signs, etc). It was all very obvious.

The layoffs really show here.

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

georgia vs georgia tech

[pretty bitch🎀 @yuhluvkendra]

Bad bitches always got birthdays in cold weather

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

The year is 2045, Georgia and Georgia Tech have just gone into the 1032nd overtime

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

Had the ole probability machine screaming: “I DON’T F***ING KNOW”

[Your Next Best Friend @IamKingWilliams]

I don’t want anyone to ever have imposter syndrome again, ever

[tomioka @4THGIRLZ]

if a man tells u he wants to put a baby in u now u just gotta shoot him on the spot

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

on the bright side its a 70 degree day in november so we might not even live through this administration

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me to my man: