hoo boy 😮‍💨

jevin dames: haunted by the ghosts of my tits (they/them)

[hoo boy 😮‍💨 @PhantomNipples]

Looks like @shanemadej taking a shit in the retirement home

[Variety @Variety]

At #D23Expo, Disney unveils a new statue of Walt Disney, titled “Walt the Dreamer,” which will be installed in Epcot.

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[Offseason Mode @Ferd_Turgeson]

President pronoun

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Millennia of Irish ancestral blood memory kicking in when I boil my vegetables so that I don’t shit myself to death

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

To understand Lindsey Graham, you have to know both his parents died when he was 20. He never wanted anyone else to know such sorrow & so was driven the rest of his life to kill as many children as possible around the world, so they could never get old enough for that to happen.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

They have to move the dead Senators quickly so Bobby Jr. doesn't try to eat them.

[Jordan: Broadway’s Sure Thing @SongAndDanceRN]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Truth Will Reign 👑 @TruthWill_Reign]

Hug your pets extra hard tonight.

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

hell yeah I'm in the LGBT community

Lindsey
Graham
Bites
The dust

[Shoes Riley @LilRichardNixon]

you might think 71 is a fine old age to die, but that's barely past 25 in Senator Years

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the biggest difference between whales and lindsey graham is that the whales have never actively worked against the betterment of their own constituents and also many whales are currently alive

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

not now, babe, I need to furiously like every post mocking Lindsey Graham

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

vaxxed?

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Lindsay grahams funeral is about to be a Grindr hotspot