Phantom☹Profane

Beyond redemption.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Bought 1000 adderalls on a dark net marketplace. Money placed in escrow. Seller was banned. Disputed the transaction. Got my money back. Next day received 1000 adderall. Thank you God.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

I've stayed quiet long enough. Daniela, fix those fucking eyebrows.

[Gemini @Gemini]

Feeling generous to start the new year, so we loaded up a fresh wallet and decided to give it away.

🎁 $2,026 in BTC to one winner
🧡 Like this post and follow @Gemini
✅ Winner selected January 2

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Tarantino is absolutely spot-on about Paul Dano.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

You know you're getting fat when your pants are so tight your dick falls asleep.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Cocaine saved my life.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Why would you say " half a dozen" when you can just say 6?

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Shut the fuck up.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

I actually prefer Threads over this trash heap now. And Threads sucks.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

I make a hipster that looks like snidely whiplash jealous.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

I have good taste in Hawaiian shirts.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

you wanna make an omelette, you gotta kill some people.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

God damn bugs whacked us, Johnny.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

It's noticeably easier than Nioh. And way easier than Sekiro. It still has challenge but it's not a hard game but any stretch.

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

Imagine caring

[Phantom☹Profane @PhantomProfane]

The age old question.