Phantom 👻

She/Her, +18 only (too horny for minors)

[coheed @nightsintonight]

oh look at me i’m the road runner i can run fast as shit, nonchalantly avoid near death experiences a hundred times over and look cute while doing it and i also have a boyfriend whose dedicates his entire life to being obsessed with me, fuck you man

[(AVATAR SPOILERS) @7he0th3r]

#tsujake
Tsu'tey finally opening up to Jake but instead of a very emotional moment it's just:

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

RDJ voguing while Pedro is just being an old queen is very sweet it its own way

[mj 🐇 @infamousangeI]

I won second place in the costume contest at the bar i went to last night and the guy who won first place was a fat guy dressed as the kung fu panda and after they took a pic of the winners he came up to me and was like i’m so fucking sorry you totally deserved to win lol

[Mr. Trader @MrTradeer]

Yoldaki o çizgi aslında kanat.
Enkaz YOK OLMUŞ.
Uçak kazaları gerçekten korkunç.

[nola ✶ bryeon pilled @stachaser]

criaram literalmente um site com as fanfics do ao3 E TÃO COBRANDO POR ISSO! todos os escritores deem uma olhada porque eu literalmente achei fanfic minha lá e tão cobrando 5 DÓLARES POR AUDIOBOOK FEITO POR IA

[JanFuzzball 🥽🦴 @JanFuzzball]

What do you mean there's vampires in jojo's bizarre adventure? What do you mean????

What've I been missing out on??????? JFLKDJSKAJF

[Samon @Samonpiece]

#ONEPIECE1197
No fvcking way....does it says 2018? 😭😭😭✌🏻

[Snowy? @ow_snowy]

Kids should trick or treat.
Teenagers should trick or treat.
Adults should trick or treat.
Seniors should trick or treat.

There's no age limit on dressing up, going out, and having fun, y'all are just miserable assholes

[reveri_e 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 COMMS OPEN @e_reveri]

#rdr2 one of the girls

[goma @soigomaa]

"Expecting only a fine." So they're openly acknowledging they view fines as a price to do whatever they want regardless of legality

[SawPool @dollmakerSaw]

Peter had everyone salivating my GOODNESS

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My guy finally decided to drop the weight and be comfortable and then got offered the role of a lifetime, said "fuck it" and got jacked as shit again.

[sandman @sandman_AP]

In the latest JP chapter, Sanji calls Zoro by his actual name for the first time since January 2008, when Zoro took on Luffy's pain. That's almost 19 years ago! It shows just how significant this chapter is.🔥🔥

[𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔦𝔞𝔫 ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶🌿 @Mimi22962154]

Like yes, the death most likely was so quick it was painless, but it must have been so horrific to know your death is sealed and you are just free falling

[theo🦚🦆| stolitz & wileroad @andrealfizz]

wile e trying to set a trap of an oil slide with seasoning to cook roadie but he just ends up looking like a thirst trap sports commercial as he shakes out his feathers in front of him. hunger found dead in a ditch. arousal is IN

[Swiss 🤔™ @swissboss876]

WE MADE IT 😭😭😭
#ONEPIECE1197

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

This is why we make Phineas and Ferb.