Diocletian.

You can just do things.

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

"I wish I could have been more helpful..."

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

@cdrafrica Littering aside the arch be crazy o 🤣

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

The most dangerous mistake in life is assuming people are responding to reality, when they are actually responding to perception, because once you understand that people act based on what they believe is true, not what is true, you start managing how things appear, not just how they are.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

you have to incorporate a little spoonful of marty supreme into yourself

[. @Fimiye]

me this June:

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

Fuck you!

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

We have the answer 👀

#EmiratesFACup

[Deevonn @iamdeevonn]

Whole time Ian even wanna move out I just needed somewhere to fuck 😓

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

@SIKAOFFICIAL1 Make nobody touch the hook ups ooo I beg you paa

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

The key is to pay someone to do it for you 🤣

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

You guys that iron in bulk like this really have your life together. Tried it, I’m never consistent with it.

[The bat from ferngully™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

To all the Spirit Airlines employees who lost their jobs. United Airlines will start hiring on May 14th. All work fields are encouraged to apply.

Please share this message. People have families to feed.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[amrit @amritwt]

always remind yourself of this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Andrew Yang suggests the US should stop taxing humans — should tax AI instead to fund UBI.

[Diocletian. @Phantom__Regret]

@FlHunting @FavTrib @Daphanezz

[K. @kafkaex]

Time together is bonding. It is not alignment.

Men think investment and sacrifice buy security. It doesn’t. It buys memories.

Relationships don’t reward past effort. They run on present desire.

You can give years. You can give loyalty. You can survive cancer together.

If the future stops making sense to her, the past won’t save you. The past has no leverage.

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Entire Day: Wasted. ❌
Household Chores: Unfinished. ❌
Other responsibilities: Ignored. ❌
Situation: Monitored. ✅

[! @RayTheGrouch]

And had the nerve to frame the guy who didn't want to participate in those shenanigans as some villain lol

[Coach @millthemachine]

@grayshurz She said “bring everything to the table, I’ll bring the pussy”

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

On the other hand I've got four fingers & a thumb.