PharmSass

Pharmacy tech supervisor. These people drive me insane

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

👨🏻: Bad toothache, NEED the strongest stuff You have.
🙋🏻‍♀️: I got you! *goes to make cocktail of Tylenol, trazadone, and Tizanidine..
🙋🏻‍♀️: Here this will help.
👨🏻: Takes cocktail like a champ and is now passed tf out
🙋🏻‍♀️: continues to eat cool ranch Doritos with bean dip in peace ✌🏻

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

You show up at least once a week to buy plan B... Don't you think it's time to try plan C- Close your fucking legs!!

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

12 hrs into a 16 hr shift I have no desire to be chipper while I fill your dick pills bro. Don't you tell me how to live my life limp dick 😒

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Guess who's back.. Back again.. Tell a friend!
Haha I'm lame, hello everyone 🖐🏻

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Can I please win the Lottery already? I'll share I promise 😩

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

@raindropRPH thank you so much! Idk how ready I am lol it'll be crazy for a while 😁😳

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

@raindropRPH Thank you! We are all doing great, I'm having triplets so I'm hoping to make it to my 34 week mark on the 15th 😳

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Being induced January 15th but I still have so much to do.. Not just at home but at work too 😩😭

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Me answering phone
-pharmacy how may I help you?
Them-Is this pharmacy?
Me-yes..
Passes phone to new person
New person- is this pharmacy?
😑

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

One more hour... So tired 😴 #tired #almostdone

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Me: Pharmacy, how may I help you?
Customer: yes hello I am just wondering if my docusate sodium pills are vegetarian?...

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

@raindropRPH yes ma'am! I'm 27 weeks as of Friday lol

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

I just couldn't stay away from retail.. #helloagain #cometomama #lovehate

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Today I was compared to a stuffed turkey #impregnantasshole #turkey #stuffed

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

When the accudoses are all down and EVERYONE needs narcs... I feel like Oprah.. Narcs for you, you and you; narcs for ALL of you!

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Customer just said she would sue me if she got pregnant this weekend because we wouldn't fill her birth control at closing.. Plan B bitch ✋🏻

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Them: Are you in a mood 🙄
Me: Bitch, I might be 😒☹
Them: Do you want food?
Me: Omg I love you, let me kiss you!

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

If only I could log the ridiculous calls I get everyday for you all to hear! #icantdeal #whatiswrongwithyou

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

Happy Halloween everyone! Eat lots of candy! 👻🍫🍬🍭

[PharmSass @PharmTechProbz]

@b_ink separate! I talk way too much shit about the people I work with