Blame The Pharmacist

In retail pharmacies all across America, people have set out to destroy the pharmacy staff. Apparently we're all idiots. #blamethepharmacist

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Someone asked me today if we have any Black Friday specials in the pharmacy ... get the f* out!

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Front End manager's bonus depends on flu shot goals: Complains every day we're behind. Does absolutely NOTHING to help. #blamethepharmacist

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@SanofiUS Rep stopped in today. Thanks for the Auvi-Q "bracelets" ! And holding up my line for 10 min.

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Sorry we haven't tweeted in a while ... been working long hours with minimal help ... you know #fluseason

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That struggle is so real ...

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You haven't experienced cruel & unusual punishment until you've worked in a pharmacy with a drive-thru AND delivery service. Kill me.

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"Ummm, there's a needle in the parking lot!" #HappyLaborDay !

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Urgent Care down the street slowly turning into a mini pill mill to increase customer satisfaction. Ahhh, the sweet smell of big business.

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Percentage of people who take their dog's phenobarb and alprazolam? I'm going to go with 55%. #inthearmsoftheangel

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Just took me 3 hours to split #90 metoprolol for a little old lady because ... 10,000 Norco rxs. #friday

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@Pharmproblems Join the club.

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@geekpharm @AFhockeychick82 It's all fun and games until your new tech is putting the order away ...

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You know ... it's August. Corporate be like ... #gottamakeplan

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It's cool, Actavis. Pharmacies don't typically put their shit in alphabetical order or anything. Clear as day!

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Apocalypse.

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Sum up your day in one meme ...

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"Good morning! Do you have our store savings card?" *Um, no. I make a lot of money.* #gochokeonyourlunesta

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Retail pharmers! It's okay ... it could be worse. #paycut