Phil Aris

Drummer, recording artiste, Husband and father. (Not in that order, if the missus is tweeting)

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@EricIdle I absolutely agree, I had plans, and because of him now they are up in smoke.

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@adamhillscomedy Drug Programme

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@monsterradiolz thanks for playing some Get Loose last night, great band. Lets get them over to Lanzarote for some real rock n blues.

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@JamesBlunt my son diagnosed with autism at 6, he knows we dont like him swearing, so he mouths it and laughs, cheers buddy 😂

[Curl Up & D.I. @CurlUpDI]

Hairdresser. Inventor. Sleuth. Icon.

Get ready to be tongued from afar by @JamesMoir10 👅

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@JamesBlunt ready for next Friday night!!

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#jamesblunt I have a very excited first time Cornbury fest young fella here. #cornburyfestival

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#jamesblunt I have a very excited first time Cornbury fest young fella here. #cornburyfestival

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@adamhillscomedy We got rid of our vax, and bought a shark. The suction is phenomenal

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E GT worth over £69k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/L9fSojD2Y3

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My wife and I go walking every season through the the woods and forests of oxfordshire, we have never seen so many hairy caterpillars since we were kids, is this a sign of a big fluttery year?#autumnwatch

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#Eurovision2022 #GrahamNorton Sam Ryder for prime minister!

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@grahnort Tree, Phil and Sammy, loving the chat from Turin. The Fiddlers pub has never been so busy. Good luck to all of you Stars!

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WIN a Waltons 7x7 Corner Shed worth £739.99 https://t.co/GqOtoLD3x8

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I'm in the running to win a luxury night at the theatre thanks to @BlocHotelBham + @SeatPlan #win https://t.co/7Mlp18vRK9

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I'm in the running to win a luxury night at the theatre thanks to @BlocHotelBham + @SeatPlan #win https://t.co/7Mlp18wpzH

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Please ignoreI just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a DS 3 CROSSBACK E-TENSE, worth over £38k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st March. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/L9fSojD2Y3

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Do Tassimo do wine flavour? Asking for a friend

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If this kind of band wagon politics carries on, we are only a step away from mass book burnings. if this joke is repeated at the water cooler then a trip to H.R is justified, but not in front of a cross sectional audience, who each have an intelligence greater Nadine Dorries.

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At it's best, comedy will make you think about your own and others prejudices.

Jimmy Carr makes it quite clear at the very opening of his show that he will deliver some terrible things, but the delivery is thought provoking and can only help to smash prejudice.