Phil Ball

Author of 'Morbo', 'White Storm' and sundry epics. Columnist for La Liga when I can be arsed. Grimsby Town till I expire.

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@Soccer_Stats @Footballtweet Ah - ok.

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@otokyo Omron

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@Soccer_Stats @Footballtweet Cray Wanderers?

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@hadrian37 @realninawysocka 'INhospitable'. Many English-speaking African countries do know how to spell. Which shithole do you live in, perchance?

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@cbt17 @joshdstrawn @filmdiary00 Try Italy and Spain first.

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@joshdstrawn @filmdiary00 Noooooo! They cook well, but their coffee is bloody awful.

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@filmdiary00 Strikes

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@EmilySm43 Queen Elizabeth II

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@ClaymakerTueTae @ukboomers @jaglancy I was being ironic. Ok? 😊But....who is 'we'?

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@JesseHughesNC @elonmusk And women with chests?

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@Drew_Scarlet98 @ThatG4m Nice one. He wants you to say 'Ronaldo' but it's also Eto'o. He didn't play much for RM - couple of games I think, before he signed for Mallorca.

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@ThatG4m Fat Ronaldo. Easy. Played for the other Milan too. Ended his career at Grimsby, but kept quiet about it.

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@ukboomers @jaglancy Enoch Powell? Surely you have the bedroom posters?

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@chefsevenn Omron

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@WildscapeWonder Rotherham

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@EastEndJoe @Brads_Pitstop @jimsbluewave Omega Man.

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@EastEndJoe And not come back

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@Mulla9131 Eibar?

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@AustrianAnarchy And your point is?

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@botshaverights @drhingram Absolutely.