Phil Crossey

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

worst emcee ever

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

“I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” - George Costanza

Join us at @yankeestadium on Thursday, August 21 for Seinfeld Night! 1st 18,000 guests will receive a George Costanza Bobblehead 🎟️👉https://t.co/9qKKKUfDRJ

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@5imonDoyl3 https://t.co/O1ESiG7wAW

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I can read quotes like this all day long

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

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[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@grizzpk This is probably going to be the setlist for the reunion gigs.

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@5imonDoyl3 This next?

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Today The Day Today Is Thirty Today.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Honoring the '98 Yankees 👏

#OldTimersDay

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@5imonDoyl3

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@5imonDoyl3

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@grizzpk I take it you've seen these bad boys? https://t.co/JXUrWKo9tp

[mudhoney @mudhoney]

34 years ago, "Superfuzz Bigmuff" got released on @subpop. Pic 1 are actual Steve's pedals

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

In celebration of Albert Pujols (@PujolsFive) passing Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) for 4th on the All-Time HR list yesterday, here is a progressive timeline of the Top-15 Career HR leaders in @mlb history!

Who’s next to join the Top-15?

#Pujols 📈💣💪
@Cardinals @baseball_ref

[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@electricalWSOP Is it easier to listen to stuff for enjoyment, or for work?

[Zack Weiss @zackweiss32]

Not going to die with an infinite ERA 🙌🏼

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

34 years ago today
Guy Picciotto falling out of a basketball hoop during a concert with his band Fugazi at Frankford YWCA, Philadelphia on this day in 1988

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #guypicciotto #fugazi #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[WSOP - World Series of Poker @WSOP]

Bracelet winner Steven Albini reigns as the Event #32: $1,500 H.O.R.S.E. champion. Albini's triumph earned him $196,089 and a second piece of WSOP hardware.

📸 @_RKMusic_
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[Phil Crossey @PhilCrossey]

@smeeho7 https://t.co/uPCRFGOj4U